xtian muirhead

@bitterkarella It's trash! There are only two good Julia Donaldson books: Paper Dolls and The Singing Mermaid.

@catchy_nz I mean, whomst among us right?

@babbageclunk This was totally an own-goal and crept back in when I “optimised” the departures endpoint. Fixed now. Thanks for reporting!

@catchy_nz Hey I had a ghost bus in the app this morning - has the feed changed how cancellation is represented?

@DylanReeve @LukaszBuda Pretty medium commonwealth though

Heading up to the host city of the 1990 Commonwealth Games today!

colleen ballinger's apology

And here we have it. The official line that NZ is clean and green. This is what agribusiness on the trade delegation will be saying in China today. Meanwhile at home they oppose every attempt to actually cut emissions and reduce water pollution.

@WhackNicholson He's a Milkshake Duck, the sub is a Torment Nexus, and when they make a limited series that spends 7 episodes giving background and they only go into the actual water in the final episode, that'll be a Surf Dracula

@MengTangmu @timClicks Woo!

@timClicks The logistics are a lot simpler than surfing... but you still get to stand on a magic flying plank and forget about your cares with the wind in your hair. Let's coordinate with @babbageclunk

It's it too late to learn surfing? Maybe wind surfing or kite surfing?

@KhanStopMe @hankgreen Came here to say this

@hankgreen Watch the four part masterpiece that is James Acaster’s ‘Repertoire’

I have been watching a lot of Netflix comedy specials and, like, y'all weren't kidding when you said every one of these guys is, like, contractually obliged to do a "saying that you can't say the stuff you're currently saying" bit.

@LukaszBuda Chuck a little bit of marmite under there! 👨‍🍳🤌

Thinly sliced tomato on toast is underrated.

@Bondcliff2008 What about "wrong answers only"?

@LI_politico Was he talking about buses because 💯

@catchy_nz hey, saw this today - have metlink changed how they represent cancellations? (Maybe now that they're doing so many of them lol)

@catchy_nz Awesome, super quick turnaround!

@babbageclunk Should be fixed now, thanks for reporting.

@catchy_nz hey, I saw this today - maybe metlink has changed how they represent cancellations in their feed? (since they're doing so many lol)

Why we need more trains. 🧵 I rushed out of parliament at 4.15 yesterday to catch a train to Carterton on the Wairarapa line, to chair and speak at a meeting last night. 1/

@DylanReeve dark Choco Leibniz tesco.com/groceries/en-G…

@talbenisty @Pinboard Did this help, Maciej? I found it a pretty good reminder.

@Pinboard This should help twitter.com/the_willard/st…

The thing where bien-pensant people are required to pretend J.K. Rowling hates transgender people is one of the weirder cultural phenomena of the early 2020's. This particular example from the Onion, which used to be much less afraid of satirizing the ridiculous.

How do you accidentally eat 3000 shrimp?

@ken_keenan @AliceAvizandum Oh, that kind of terrarium - I thought she might have had terrapins in there!

you guys ever get upset that you’re not living a life of boundless feminine elegance and luxury or is that just a me thing