beescores
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beescores
@beescores_
Professional Something Else, full-time tired person.
Los Angeles Joined Ocak 2009
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First time anyone has ever expressed a preference for JD Vance including his own mother
The Spectator Index@spectatorindex
BREAKING: Iran has expressed preference for negotiating with US Vice President JD Vance, according to CNN report.
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he's unfortunately up there with alec baldwin in the category of 'Shitty guys with impeccable comedic timing'
Pop Base@PopBase
Justin Timberlake reacts to officers listing his race as “white” in DWI arrest footage.
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depraved fucked up perverted fantasy where i get the day off
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When Yama pitches seven scoreless innings but the offense can’t manufacture a single run
Van@MarioStar08
This is still one of the funniest images to come from a nintendo game ever lmao
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42 feels weird and arbitrary until you remember that Pete Hegseth is 45
Leading Report@LeadingReport
BREAKING: U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42.
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Don’t think we don’t notice it going up every year, Panda. Another season or two and it’s not so much a deal anymore.
Dodgers Nation@DodgersNation
BREAKING: Panda Express has officially re-signed with the Dodgers and are back for thirds this season. They will be offering $7 Panda plates* at participating locations only on the Panda app! 🚨
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Friendly reminder you need to start Hawkeyemaxxing.
- wear a bathrobe at inopportune moments
- bully your boss and co-workers with witty zingers
- constantly daydrink martinis to get through The Horrors™
- have another man with you at all times to riff off of
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@meatsical Everything is great. It's very cool that the government knows how much I owe them and just keeps it a shitty little secret. Absolutely no notes. This is a perfect system.
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Doing my taxes to get my refund to pay my car tag and electricity bill (sing this like into the woods lyrics)
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