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@chibuisiziond @EmagnetTim Did the man he is living the earth to go find oxygen somewhere else? Any little intellectual conversation, we go spiritual, emotional, sentimental et al. This is about being productive, sincere & humane with ourselves...the Politicians did work on our mind dastardly.

@EmagnetTim How can you have life in you when you don't have God the source of life? The easiest way to die is to detach yourself from your source of living. If fish leaves water it will literally die, same with trees, grass. Man comes from God, leave Him and die.

No matter how much you pray and fast, a non believer in Japan and China will always have a better quality of life than you.

@Allezamani Fattest fool that ever existed here in Nigeria...ozuor!!!

Cubana Chief priest is a perfect example of a fat fool.

@RBiakpara @OfficialAPCNg Even the Sharafadeen Alli has nothing to show as a serving Senator of the state. No achievements, no impact.... absolutely nothing!!! He will be worse than the past Oyo State Governors.

"How can Sarafadeen Alli poll 578,143 vote when @OfficialAPCNg membership in Oyo State is not up to 500,000?" — Bayo Adelabu (Fmr. Minister of Power) Oga, it is called ESTIMATED COUNTING, just like you guys make Nigerians pay for ESTIMATED BILLING for power they didn't consume. It is the kind of magic you performed as Minister of Powerless. It is called Band A to Band C magic. Oniranu oshi 😂😂😂

@real_ndubuisi @RBiakpara @OfficialAPCNg

@RBiakpara @OfficialAPCNg And worse still he left home without turning off his refrigerator.

@DoyinJack @Jersda94 Are there any achievements this present APC government is known for aside? And please, don't mention NELFUND in your response please. Let's talk about security , healthcare for now please.

Partying or participating in a primary election that is bound by legal timelines? He canceled his attendance of Gowon’s Book Launch because of the unfortunate Oyo incident. Taking few minutes to come out to vote and return to his duties is not an overreach. Again, this is a difficult time for everyone, there is no sane Yoruba person who has not had an overwhelming week following the Ogbomoso incident and rhetoric like this doesn't help our situation. There was literally no party going on in that video.

Tinubu is partying in Lagos which is few kilometres from Ibadan where 45 people are in kidnappers den. If this doesn’t bothers you as a Yoruba and Nigerian then you need to start checking yourself

@Crypto_Diet @sweetposer The man that refuses to conduct a local govt election throughout his tenure as governor, but only some weeks to ousting his seat. A man that ignored a 13-month strike of his state's doctors while he was a Governor. A man that moves from APGA, PDP, LP, NDC, NDP. He ain't Saint.

If Peter Obi wins the 2027 election, his first 100 days would probably shake Nigeria in ways many people are not ready for. Not miracles. Not overnight change. But visible disruption. Here are 20 things most likely to happen early: 1. Government spending will reduce aggressively. Expect fewer convoys, fewer luxury expenses, fewer unnecessary foreign trips. 2. Ministries and agencies may face serious audits. A lot of hidden contracts and inflated budgets could suddenly become public conversations. 3. Subsidy discussions will return immediately. Nigerians may face short-term pain before any long-term structure appears. 4. The naira might react emotionally first before economically. Supporters will celebrate. Investors will watch cautiously. 5. Some politicians who survived on “connection money” may suddenly go quiet. 6. Young Nigerians will become unusually hopeful again. Social media energy alone could change national mood temporarily. 7. There’ll be strong resistance from powerful interests inside government institutions. 8. Expect tension between old political elites and a reform-driven presidency. 9. Federal appointments may become less “godfather based” and more competence focused — at least publicly. 10. ASUU, universities and education funding may receive faster attention than usual. 11. Nigerians abroad may start reconsidering returning home if policies look stable. 12. Corruption cases could increase dramatically in headlines during the first months. 13. Some governors may suddenly become “friends of transparency” overnight. 14. The civil service could experience pressure to digitize operations faster. 15. There may be attempts to cut waste in National Assembly spending, and that alone would create national drama. 16. The stock market may respond positively to stability signals, especially if foreign investors regain confidence. 17. Fuel prices may still remain painful initially, which could disappoint people expecting instant relief. 18. Media attacks against him would intensify heavily once reforms start touching powerful pockets. 19. Nigerians would become more politically divided online than ever before. Supporters and critics would clash daily. 20. The biggest change may not even be money. It may simply be Nigerians feeling like leadership is finally trying to look responsible again. A New Nigeria is Possible.

@wayne_m159 @Ayoelesho We've been watching these in the foreign movies, but we ignored them. Westerners would never introduce a tech they don't have full control over...they gave us 5G cos they already have 9G. They give us core i7, it means they already have core i32. That's what they research on.

@Ayoelesho Sounds scary... All modern smartphones are snooping devices.

Last night, I was talking to a friend via WhatsApp call about a lady I used to speak with in 2019 but whose contact I no longer have. I mentioned her name on the call. This morning, Snapchat recommended her as someone I might want to connect with. No, I don't have her contact.

@trigottista Are u complaining about his age or his academic qualifications? I do need to understand you sir.

Tinubu’s JAMB Registrar was born in 1986 and became an expert in 1988 What a wonderful Oluwole CV

@VikyInsights Just be careful ma'am; the secret bestowed you is too weighty & heavy. U should cut off any further communication between the two of you henceforth; I feel u ain't safe ma'am. There are some secrets that sometimes might go into the grey grave.

Back in 2017, my course mate at Unilag sold her egg for ₦180k too because her parents couldn’t pay her tuition in our final year. She already did before informing me about it. 😢 She’s currently married to an orphan without any child of her own. Every single day, she prays her husband never finds out what she did. I’m the only person who still knows this secret till now. 💔

@OkikeNwaji @purnishmentmar1 @HarmlessHQ From your bitter response Sir! It's pretty obvious Peter Obi won't be near that 6m+ votes he had in the last election. You think only one region can produce a President in Nigeria; dey play! I expected Obidients to be smart on canvassing people from all climes instead of abuses

@purnishmentmar1 @HarmlessHQ Why not do your research and stop being stupid. H.E. Peter Obi told everybody that he owns the biggest supermarket in UNN as a student, he build two bank and he was the owner of the next Cash and Carry supermarket, also a board chairman of many banks and a major shareholder.

Peter Obi was living in his own house during his undergraduate studies and he even accommodated the current Sultan of Sokoto at some point. Also, Peter Obi bought a house in the UK with $1 million dollars paid in cash. And Peter Obi was making over $21 million dollars per annum as far back as 2001. If you dip it, this man might be richer than Atiku.

@AnnUdoh5 And why was he transparent enough to tell you how his income and spending is? He made a mistake revealing that to u ma'am; a man mustn't always do that. There are some secrets a man must carry to the grave...a must!!!

I'm married and pregnant with my first baby. I'm not working. Hubby is earning 280k monthly. He gives his parents and siblings 80k monthly. Gives me 150k but has never given my parents or siblings money for 6 months that we have been married. I told him we need to be rotating it. At least give your parents this month and give mine next month. He said no. If I want to give my parents, I should do that from 150k he gives me. Things are costly. The 150k isn't even enough and he's saying I should take from it. Cc : Naira diary

@Okoliobinna @PremiumTimesng Act civil how? Isn't filming an order been passed by a federal high court of Nigeria? You need to be MRI'ed sir...u are too sentimental to important issue.

@PremiumTimesng I am not a police man but If I happen to be one and one yeye boy will come and be shining camera on my face while standing under the sun, I will deal with that person mercilessly. I don't understand why people can't act civil when they see policemen on duty!!

“Monkey de work, Baboon de chop. All my body na bullet wounds full am,” he said while displaying what appeared to be scars from gunshot wounds on his shoulders. The officer further questioned why citizens record police personnel but rarely film military or State Security Service personnel on operations. Speaking angrily, he vowed to kill anyone who films him while on duty. snip.ng/KWqEq

@DrUsmanIsyaku Your analysis is soooo bias and sentimental. I am not a Pao fan please!!! But as former Governors, the margin between the two of you is massive. I hope you realized what I am trying to pass across to u sir.

Atiku is 79 and those who have a morbid fear of his political strength are saying that he's too old to be a president despite being hale and hearty. But Kwankwaso is 69, and he would be 75 in 2031 when his supporters would be here campaigning for him. Obi is 65, and he would be 70 in 2031. Like Atiku, Kwankwaso and Obi would be too old when they will be campaigning to be president or VP. Younger candidates like Tambuwal and other new entrants will shame them too. In terms of the number of contests, Rabiu Kwankwaso ran for president in 2015 and lost in the primaries. He ran in 2023 and came third. He's running in 2027 as a VP to lose. He would run again in 2031 and lose. That sounds like a serial contestant and serial loser. Obi ran with Atiku as VP in 2019 and lost. He ran in 2023 and lost. He is running in 2027 to lose. He cannot run in 2031 because it would be the turn of the north (according to him). He had to wait until 2039 to run when it would be the turn of the south. He would be over 80 years old. That sounds like another serial contestant and serial loser. If Atiku loses in 2027 (which is highly unlikely), he would retire as a former VP. Both Kwankwaso and Obi have never belonged to that small elite position, and they would retire as former governors. The ambition remain unfulfilled. Age is a blessing. Health is a blessing. Never use them against a political opponent because they may come back to haunt.

@DesmondOElliot For 12 years, you have been in that seat sir! Now your people do not want you anymore, please learn to let go. Live, learn and grow to fight another day, with another more mature strategy; you have eaten well enough. And I hope u have more savings to weather the upcoming storm

There were clear cases of intimidation across different polling units, and my supporters were denied access to accreditation — let alone voting. This is not democracy. #apcprimaries

@atiku AA needs to simmer down. I do remember your time as the VP of this great country. And history doesn't forget a pinch of our deeds sir. I am sorry, but you ain't worthy to be a President of this country...you are just like Buhari, like Tinubu, like OBJ, like GEJ.

I have concluded the screening exercise for ADC presidential aspirants at the Transcorp Hotel, Abuja, ahead of the forthcoming 2027 general elections. Together, the journey to rescue our country continues. -AA

@jfleshcrown @Drweloveu I always sensed those ladies won't let u breathe. I don't go for that kind of gathering; na trouble for me.

We were bored that's why we attend. And it was during the 40days fast they announced it, so I told her we should just go since it's along ibadan express road and the journey is freshing. But sincerely, there was this lady next to me, it's until she realize my gf was with me before she stop flirting with me. I can't even count how many ladies one guy we sat on same role collected their numbers. It's just crazy how some ladies will be on the internet, talking shit like there's hope for marriage for them.

"I’m just sitting here thinking about how I went to a singles night at church. First, I thought it was 500 people in attendance, but the pastor said it was a thousand single ladies. Like, are we all living the same life at this point? Because I’ve never been in a room with that many single people. I even thought it wasn’t even possible. I thought I was the only one left. I mean, beautiful women — all types, shapes, and sizes, literally African women. Like, a room full of singles. And I’m like, this has to be an experiment. Like, this has to be like a simulation. Like, I’m c0nfused, and low-key n£rv0s for us. Because where are the men? Where are the men, please...? - Lady cr!es out after attending church event with 1,000+ single women, l@ments low male turnout at singles night.

@iOccupyNigeria Buhari did this one good electoral act. Imagine Fubara with his access to funds ported to another political club: ZZW ... imagining the chaos that will ensue in that state. Fubara will have his days next time, he needs to rest now. After all, an ex-Governor is not a Commoner.

Once politician enter primary officially and lose, Electoral Act practically lock am inside that defeat. E no fit just waka go another party go collect fresh ticket like say na shopping mall. The law deliberately block that kind “party shopping” after primary defeat. But the key thing be say: that restriction only really bite AFTER monitored primaries happen. If person withdraw before the primary hold, na different ball game entirely: • no official defeat • no INEC-recognized loss • no legal lock-in • full freedom still dey to defect, negotiate, align with another coalition, or emerge elsewhere So Fubara withdrawing before APC primary no look like surrender at all. Na pure political survival chess move. Instead make dem cage am inside APC internal process permanently, he preserve all him options before the legal window shut. Politics for Nigeria no be only about popularity. Sometimes na timing, legal positioning, and avoiding traps before dem close door on you.

@itohan_olat The last statement....I co-ask too ooooo. She just just wanted her husband's money on frivolity....if Homeland Security zoom in now, we will know more about her coded engagements.

I saw a video where a woman said she convinced her husband to do DNA tests for all their kids. When the results came back, every child was his. What surprised me was how excited she was about it. She even encouraged other women to get DNA tests done so it could clear up any doubts, ease suspicion, and bring more trust and peace at home. My thought is: why would a woman ask for a DNA test on her own kids if she’s always been faithful? If I were the husband, the request itself would make me suspicious of infidelity—even if the test proved all the kids were mine.

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@jfleshcrown @Drweloveu And Bro, I know you said you went with gf. But how many babes do you stylishly follow yarn, when you gave excuses on visiting the convenience?

I was at MFM single confession in 2013 or 2014. There were close to 200 women or might be more than 200 who attend, while we are just about 10-12 guys in the auditorium. Female preachers were just trying to convince us to atleast approach 3-4 women, while I even went there with my gf. So I always wonder where these women get this guts bragging about "I don't need a man" on social media but they do something else in person.