i bet on losing birds

if the orioles are above .500 at the end of april i'll get rid of the r budd dwyer icon & banner

Joe Hunter on Survivor 50 after doing nothing all game and getting 0 votes #Survivor50

When i meet a man, the first thing my eyes go to are the sports team logo on his cap and then his crotch

"Man, you gotta be kidding me" - Dave O'Brien

i made nanao live in a dilapidated building but apparently she likes it

if you don't feel like writing, maybe you should force yourself to do it anyway and end up with ten unusable pages of garbage

If Burger (🍔) sucked at Videogames (😢🎮): Yo bro they're GRILLING me. I'm in a Pickle... I'm actually Buns... 😢😢😢😢

Adley Rutschman and Samuel Basallo tonight: 7-for-10 3 homers 7 RBIs 3 runs One of the best catching duos in baseball is starting to play like it.

walking into an office and giving the manager a firm handjob

Please attach resume , cover letter, and video (.mp4, .mov, .mov) of you begging for this job

Taylor Ward's night 👐 4-4 2 R 1 BB 3rd 4-hit game of the season 🔥

Tell her Bron still doin it lol

My first round pick who has major structural issues with his foot: yea i have huge fanged carnivores that slide around the floor

got a scam call where the guy asked if I had recently bought ~3k worth of amazon gift cards and I said "yep that was me" so fast he started laughing 😭 he couldn't get through the rest of the prompt without laughing more

#ifeeltherutsch he’s back. edit by me

Adley Rutschman on the Orioles' mentality -- as instilled by Craig Albernaz: "It was great to get a good win like this tonight. But like Alby always preaches, it’s kind of a Day One mentality, so tomorrow we’ve got to go do it again. I don’t think anyone is going to be satisfied with just, ‘Oh, we did a great job today, we can go coast tomorrow.’ Tomorrow is a new day, and I think this team acts accordingly."

What a night (got more fireworks btw)

All smiles in Birdland 😄

brayan bello tonight