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I truly hope the person who came up with gas pumps playing commercials has the rat scene from American Psycho happen to him
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this is the shit i start to see when I'm all partied out limping to my fucking room
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʟ, ᴅᴀᴋᴏᴛᴀ@DEEP_RED_BELLS
Portra 800 on my Pentax K1000
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This was a great addition to GTAO but we got hella screwed over by the customization. I'm not saying that the one time we had a recent fucking widebody kit where we didn't need spacers messed it up, it's just some other things
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“Little known fact: the German language has no word for "that engine is far too big for that engine bay". They tried telling the engineers "zu groß" or "zu dick," but there's no translation for "that's what she said" either, so here we are. A gleaming, beefy V8 pounded into a very tight space, granting the Vorschlaghammer the ability to go from 0 to 60 before you can say "Oops, my bad, I think I just..." But don't worry: premature arrival is the only downside here, so remember: you can afford to take it slow.” — Description of the Benefactor Vorschlaghammer on Southern San Andreas Super Autos.
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the flo app will speak to you like a conservative pervert
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@LithiumArbiter I don't doubt it, I think you'll enjoy the view from up here :)
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@caninetribade 3:> I,,, can't say I don't want you to pick me up.... Grrrr
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No way my coworker just told me "we need to pick you up from the hips like picking a cat up from the scruff of its neck" bro what am I to these people 🫠
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