Curtis Banks

went to my first meeting tonight. At @andysmanclubuk. Wasn’t expecting owt of it at first but as soon as I met everyone n heard there story, without sounding bit weird but it was like I entered a brotherhood if that makes sense ahahah! See u next week 👊

Mo Salah: “If some of them trash talk I don't like to engage, I tell them look I don't need much, one chance and you will pay for it.” (TNT) Here’s an example of Mo Salah saying ‘one chance’ to Bernardo Silva, which he proceeded to score afterwards.

Duck off

@Carra23 As a Liverpool fan it’s easy to get wound up seeing teams make signings left right n centre so I get that argument. However Chelsea have no plan n will continue to buy players Willy nilly cos they simply can. Where on earth will these players slot in 😂

My name is My Cocaine- Micheal Caine

I’m glad Eminem is back writing music like he used to. I’ll sleep better tonight

A Twirl is just a Flake bar that’s got its shit together ya know

The Kaiser Chefs predicted this would happen.

@YappAppLtd Initial reports suggest the Land Rover swerved to avoid what was believed at first sight to be a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe festooned with LUFC badges .....

@bIurt99 @JackWillockCFC

@nufcpb Top man 🤣🤣🤣

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Bring that form to anfield next season boss 🔥

R Kelly Ignition (remix) isn’t actually a remix. it’s an original.

@JackWillockCFC The shit show more like

Welcome to the circus #EnzoMaresca

@liamgallagher @JackWillockCFC

BABY REINDEER

You really feel that bass

2:52 in Daft Punk “Da Funk”

Can’t sleep so I’ve googled “how to get a perm”…interesting process. Goodnight

Hope you lot enjoyed ur £50 from Teemu tho

The fact people can’t portion pasta is crazy