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Listen, I would like to be more interesting than this & tweet about something other than politics but nothing else seems very important now.
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Chris Devaney
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How smart is it really to repeatedly brag about your cognitive tests?
Acyn@Acyn
Trump on Cognitive Test: But I aced it. I got them all right… President Obama, he wasn't a smart man. I know all about him. He wasn't a smart man. Highly overrated.
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Shocking: a felon convicted of fraud feels that he is trustworthy but nobody else is.
Pop Base@PopBase
Donald Trump admits to using a mail-in ballot to vote in Florida’s elections, after calling it “cheating,” despite being present in Palm Beach: “Because I'm president of the United States and because of the fact that I'm president of the United States, I did a mail-in ballot.”
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“The pilot may not know much about how to fly the plane, but he’s great with the passengers.”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Rep. Pete Sessions: "Markwayne is a person who may not be skilled in all the policy aspects, but he's skilled in reading people"
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MURRAY: Is it true that people making under $184k pay a 12.4% Social Security tax rate?
DAHL: Yes.
MURRAY: And the rate for someone making $1 million?
DAHL: 2.2%.
MURRAY: So, a 12.4% tax for people making less than $184k, but 2.2% for a millionaire or .0002% for billionaires.
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We have given you the chance to fund TSA TEN times.
Each and EVERY time you have chosen not to.
Your delusion won’t change the facts, and Americans see exactly what’s happening.
Senate Republicans@SenateGOP
Democrats are holding our TSA agents hostage because they care more about protecting illegal aliens. They’d like to sell you that they’re working hard, but they couldn’t even show up to work today:
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So let me get this straight. The previous administration criminally prosecuted Michael Flynn.
Michael Flynn pleaded GUILTY to the charges.
Then Trump 2.0 pardons Michael Flynn.
Flynn sues the previous administration for politically motivated prosecution.
...And the current Trump administration is settling the lawsuit with taxpayer dollars an UNDISCLOSED amount of $.
There needs to be a law against this kind of self-dealing. This is absolutely maddening.
Zoe Tillman@ZoeTillman
NEW: DOJ has reached a financial settlement with Michael Flynn, the conservative activist and former Trump adviser who sought millions for what he alleged was a politically motivated prosecution. No $ details in court notice today, more to come buff.ly/ccz6Hj3 Prev: buff.ly/sWZrlKV
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Too dumb to be a Pussycat Doll is a helluva self-own.
CONSEQUENCE@consequence
Jessica Sutta, formerly of the Pussycat Dolls, believes her political beliefs are the reason she was excluded from the group's upcoming reunion tour. "I was a liability. I align with Bobby Kennedy, which is aligning with MAGA." consequence.net/2026/03/pussyc…
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Chris Devaney retweeted
Jon Cooper is gonna win Coach of the Year because Canadians in the media feel bad for him because he didn't win the Gold Medal.
Buffalo Sports Talk@BUFSportsTalk
The Sabres and Lindy Ruff are about to snap a 14 year playoff drought. I can’t really comprehend or respect how this is even possible @BizNasty2point0.
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The Sabres and Lindy Ruff are about to snap a 14 year playoff drought.
I can’t really comprehend or respect how this is even possible @BizNasty2point0.
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9 times. That’s how many times the @SenateGOP has BLOCKED our attempts to fully fund TSA.
Tom Cotton@TomCottonAR
Chuck Schumer should apologize to the millions of Americans forced to wait for hours at airports. Schumer is directly responsible. He cares more about helping criminal illegal aliens and appeasing the far-left than he cares about national security.
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Democrats have offered bills to fund TSA, the Coast Guard, and FEMA again and again and AGAIN.
We’ve been blocked by Republicans every single time.
Republicans need to get serious about funding these critical agencies.
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James McDuffie is a Buffalo Sabres staple. For 30 years, he’s been the first person players & staff members see when they come into KeyBank Center.
The relationships are endless & pure. Just listen to this story about the last time he saw Rick Jeanneret. Have some tissues🥺
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Jamie Foxx, on the day Robert Downey Jr. proved that to be a superhero, you don’t always need special effects.
“My daughter was four years old when she said to me, ‘Daddy, do you know Iron Man? It’s my birthday… can you make him come?’
And God… what wouldn’t I do for my daughter? I laughed and replied, ‘Of course I know him.’
Without thinking too much, I sent a message to Robert. I said something like:
‘My daughter loves Iron Man. If you have a little time—even if it’s just to stop by quickly…’
It was Saturday. Her birthday was on Sunday.
Honestly, I didn’t think anything would come of it. So, just to be safe, I invited other friends too.
Some time later, he replied:
‘Does noon work for you?’
At that moment, I realized he was serious. He didn’t make excuses, didn’t ask for anything, didn’t make a fuss. He just showed up.
For my daughter, it was Iron Man arriving at her birthday party. For me, it was a friend taking time out of his life to make a four-year-old girl’s world real.
There are big stars… and then there are great people.”
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Garcia: While you were being assaulted, you told the agents that you had filmed this on your phone?
Bazan: Yes.
Garcia: And that’s when they took your phone away. These agents didn’t just take your phone. They sold it. They pawned it at a kiosk for $250. Is that correct?
Bazan: Yes.
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New: Pete Hegseth’s pastor and close spiritual advisor says he wants Texas Democratic state Rep. James Talarico to die.
“We want him crucified with Christ,” Brooks Potteiger said of Talarico, as the podcast host said he prays “that God kills him.” huffpost.com/entry/pete-heg…
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Christopher Columbus was so infamously cruel that the Spanish crown paid to send someone to Hispaniola in 1500 to investigate. This resulted in a 48-page report detailing the testimony of two dozen witnesses, and the investigator himself, of how Columbus had mismanaged the colony, cut off ears and noses, tortured colonists that questioned his authority, paraded women naked, and sold natives into slavery. He was arrested, tried, and stripped of his titles.
Some people that witnessed his barbarism, who had initially supported and participated in his colonization efforts, became so disgusted by Columbus's behavior that they also published accounts of his atrocities and began advocating for the rights of Indigenous populations. In particular, a contemporaneous Pope, and many other lesser Catholic figures, condemned Columbus explicitly, viewing his behaviors as grave offenses against G-d.
Matt, you are literally more of a cretin than people that died before 1600 BCE. I wouldn't call you a conservative, I would call you a barbarian.
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog
Christopher Columbus is the ultimate IQ test. You immediately know that someone is a retarded halfwit if they start screeching some nonsense about how Columbus was a genocidal maniac or whatever. Intelligent students of history understand that he is one of the great men of western civilization. This is an awesome move by the White House.
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Chris Devaney retweeted
What was the first film you saw Joe Pantoliano?
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