Corné DL Scheepers
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Corné DL Scheepers
@cdls1992
Lover of music and photography. Heavy user of sarcasm. I judge too quickly. Viewing the world differently since 1992. http://t.co/ZbV8DY2uOY
Stellies/Ballito, South Africa Joined Mart 2009
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I wish I could remember the names of all the kids I didn't like in Primary school.
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I feel sorry for people with Resting B*tch Faces. Must be hard having everyone want to slap you the whole time.
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I had no idea #BlackFriday was a thing here in SA.
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@Android I updated my software yesterday but now my contact list/call log keeps saying 'Contact List Updating'. I can't call anyone. Help?
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Could this year please just come to an end already?
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Please don't describe yourself as 'manly' or 'masculine' and then send me Heeeeyyyy.
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When Adele snatched that Vevo record from Taylor 😩🏆 pic.twitter.com/sYtZMGh4dg
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Due to being stuck in traffic my arms are now two very different colours.
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That moment of extreme self-appreciation when you remember you bought yourself a browny and it's still in the fridge.
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Okay Summer, I know you missed us a lot, but can you maybe slow down a bit?
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Aaaand summer's back.
I already miss my boots and jerseys.
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"A bottle a day keeps the doctor away" "Because you're too drunk to call him"
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I love being alone but I hate being lonely.
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I have so much work to do but I think I first need to take a nap.
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You were hot until I saw you wearing a John Deere cap.
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Everyone's so excited to go to Daisies.
I'm just excited for everyone to leave.
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