The Functionalist
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@hy_wemmy This is assuming that you slept with the 30 different people only once
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@ScoreNY3 @OffTheDribbleTV This couldn’t be further from the truth if you’ve actually watched him play. But tell me this, if you had the size against a smaller guard in a PPV matchup down 10 with money on the line. You gonna pull out bag work or you gon get a bucket?
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Was Nasir Core vs Uncle Skoob the GREATEST 1v1 of ALL TIME?!
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@FastbreakHoops5 Only because he dragged the pivot initially but the step through is clean
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@ZherkaOfficial Beer is trash and a poverty drink. Terrible for your gut
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@moneykush__ I’ve never seen Kuminga do a wide open rim grazer dunk. Def still recovering, but I think he wants to play so he can stay in rhythm for playoffs
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Yup what’s crazy is u can tell his 100% still recovering me rewatching this showing some wrong he still not moving correct and just causally drop 16
Hoops Showtime@HoopsShowtime12
Jonathan Kuminga 16 Points, 5 Rebs, 3 Assists full highlight vs Grizzlies | 25-26 NBA Season
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OnlyFans has literally changed the lives of millions of people. Single moms paying rent. Artists funding their dreams. Entrepreneurs building real businesses from nothing. To shut it down on a whim would be one of the most selfish acts in modern business history. Some people's entire livelihoods. their families' futures. live on that platform. This isn't a joke. This isn't content. This is people's lives. 🖤
Daily Noud@DailyNoud
BREAKING: Elon Musk has expressed interest in purchasing OnlyFans and shutting down the company: “Yeah, I’ll do it. I don’t see why not.”
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@ZherkaOfficial @BibleofZherka It’s really crazy, unless you verbally abuse them they just won’t
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@JuiceFutura @tinaturttle Claude be keeping it too real, I be going back and forth with Claude like dude just answer my question stop arguing with me lol
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@BDinero2468 @ToneGully But you can obviously see he’s hurt. No dunks, wincing when he lands or running. Obvious limp and hitch in his step
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@ToneGully Yall gon run with this injury excuse up until he has a decent game, then forget the injury existed. When he has bad games it’s only because “he’s injured” lol
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Warrior fans in shambles. If you remove this if you remove that.
Dude playing on one knee, he shouldn’t even be on the court until he healthy in the first place.
But to try to cope with “ifs” is crazy 🤪
arbacknine@aryh21
If you remove the two Wizards games Kuminga’s averages with the Hawks are 9.4 PPGon 41 FG%, 6.6 RPG, (2.2 APG and 2 TOs per game) -52 on/off swing
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Kobe won 5 titles as the closer of the Lakers, and I was pretty much anti-Lakers growing up.
Let Luka win something before saying something like this over the regular season, it's actually disrespectful
NBACentral@TheDunkCentral
James Worthy doesn’t think the Lakers have ever had a closer as dominant as Luka "I don't think we've seen [a closer] as consistent and dominant as Luka Doncic" (h/t @LakersDailyCom )
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@chasefunction @SteveR324 @Sheridanblog in the finals thru 4 quarters shaq was the clear best player
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@SteveR324 @Sheridanblog He was 100 percent the closer. Might not have been the FINALS mvp but def the closer and def the WESTERN CONFERENCE finals mvp. If they were doing that award back then like they do now he’s for sure winning it
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@Sheridanblog Kobe Bryant was not the closer in his first three titles. He was the sidekick.
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@NBA Bro look at the difference in total score. This 60 isn’t equivalent neither is that bam 83…context matters. No hate on Luka though just saw the score and was like damn
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Kobe and Luka both hit their 60th point with 14.8 left in the 4th 🤯
NBA@NBA
🚨 LUKA JUST DROPPED 60 POINTS 🚨 🪄 60 PTS 🪄 7 REB 🪄 5 STL 🪄 9 3PM It's the first 60-PT game for a Lakers player since Kobe Bryant scored 60 PTS in his final NBA game on April 13, 2016 vs the Jazz.
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@_CudiBetter_ @KiDCuDi I actually like ride ride more than drown. Feel like it has the most replay value but halos for sure top 1
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What is everyone’s rankings of the new @KiDCuDi songs?
Mine are
HALO’S ON ANGELS
Drown
Ride Ride
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@AlbertPullhoez @YoungUncxyvy @WhozMEECH What you said had zero to do with basketball. You also don’t sound like a child, so do better brother
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@chasefunction @YoungUncxyvy @WhozMEECH Get a father figure and stop living vicariously through Kobe lmao. Like I said if yall wanna ride Kobe dick go ahead, just keep Timmy name out your mouth lol
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Never once saw one of these hoopers say Duncan is the GOAT of basketball
Legion Hoops@LegionHoops
A’ja Wilson says Kobe Bryant is the GOAT of basketball, per @marieclaire. Major respect. (h/t @TheNBABase)
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@YoungUncxyvy @WhozMEECH If yall wanna dickride Kobe feel free just keep Duncan name out your mouth. Cause im a ignorant nigga who will go low
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@ZherkaOfficial @HEALTH__LIVING If you need peptides or other substances to help u work out your a retard….
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@LakeShowJerry Ppl are gonna dislike you if you’re always busting their teams ass
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Everybody better than Kevin Wayne Durant and Kobe Bean Bryant all time all of a sudden
Until you ask the guys who play the sport for a living who they goats are.
It’s a really weird dynamic that 2 of the most important players shaping the game fans love are hated on by fans
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@olisexxx @TheLOWReport The fact that ppl actually believe that Kobe Bryant the megastar nba player needed to rape a mid is actually hilarious
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Kobe gets so much disrespect all over the game he loved!! The Nastiest part is you got niggas making fun of his death & how he died to prove their basketball OPINIONS
Some of you niggas need role models or your dads or some kind of life off social media. Your moms raised losers
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