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Sisyphus Cassandra ⊗웃🔥
@cmaprice
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@nonregemesse The rumors hit quick
But Robert's claim to the throne was illegitimate by those standards. As was aegon the conqueror's
Divine right and nobility is entirely made up and ultimately a gentleman's agreement at best, a tyrant's tool of oppression at worst
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@cmaprice Ned considers Stannis Robert’s legitimate heir and as far as anyone in the north knew, Joffrey was the legitimate heir.
They all thought they were rebelling against their lawful king.
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It’s interesting how much of a pass audiences give to protagonists.
Which ever way you cut it, Robb and Catelyn were traitors to the Iron Throne whether Joffrey or Stannis was the rightful king.
In an ending where either wins out, their execution would be justice.
🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛@nonregemesse
Robb Stark’s betrayal of the Freys is so much worse in the book. It explains that Walder Frey’s oldest son and heir dies fighting for Robb and that 1,000 Frey knights joined Robb’s war.
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@nonregemesse That said, fuck kings and lords and lines. It's all made up and cosplay
It all got decided by conquest
Ergo it can no less legitimately be decided by conquest at any time
I personally reject any form of rule that isn't subject to those governed, but I digress
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@nonregemesse Then it would stand to reason both stannis & joffrey's claims are dependent on treason & are just as easily dismissed as illigitimate. All stags &;lions *deserve death*
Robb is fighting not for the iron throne but for the north. North swore oath to Robert, not illegitimate heirs
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@jtimsuggs ...you realize people / human sized folks built the Executor and the Death Star, yes?
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Do you guys think that The Anzellans bought their starship or actually spent countless years tirelessly building something a thousand times larger than themselves?
Mandalorian & Grogu GIFS@MandoGroguGIFS
The Mandalorian & Grogu (2026)
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"I could think of 1000 other things I would rather Democrats pick fights about now. Like, why him right now?"
"Because he's making their life harder."
@Timodc and @SarahLongwell25 spar over one of the biggest questions facing Democrats right now: what to do about Hasan Piker?
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@bestofstarwar How it was for 14 years after its release
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@_Ochiedike It's the third day, not +3 days later
Also he didn't
It's fictional
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What’s the number 1 thing you miss most from Star Wars Legends?
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@Milajoy Wait, I thought nyc was a sharia law nightmare
If you never thought jesus shit was in times square, you've never been in times square
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@bipedleek @Hezbolsonaro In the show's universe it's I think sneered about in an unspoken way, similar to renly's sexuality amongst those who know
I think this line is delivered in a way that suggests more subtextually
And davos tells stan that having mel there at KL would be disaster
It's hinted
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@Hezbolsonaro Actually nobody talks about that, it’s one of the weirder aspects of the story that Renly makes absolutely zero mention of Stannis following a foreign cult that sacrifices people when justifying his own claim
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I'm admittedly not steeped in ASOIAF lore but surely Stannis' rightful claim to the throne is deeply undermined by him being in thrall to a foreign priestess who practices blood magic and human sacrifice? That seems more important to worry about than the line of succession.
Ned Stark@FantasyWorldW1
Stannis gave him a pretty good deal as well
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@Hezbolsonaro She'd already conceived the shadow
They went ashore in the dead of night after telling renly he had until dawn to reconsider
Don't think it's a stretch to consider the negotiation attempt was at best a final halfhearted plea to gain his bannermen more cleanly, worst to lull him
GIF
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Sisyphus Cassandra ⊗웃🔥 retweeted
Boomers on Facebook getting duped by AI slop
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@Bullman53170100 I like both classic fury and ultimate/smj fury
But the image on the right is absolutely cursed
Only braindead people wanted him to look like that
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Nope. If you are complaining about Samuel L. Jackson's Nick Fury. You are just racist. Like that is one of the best castings in the MCU.
Patrick O'Jota (Beep/Bop/Boop)@PatrickAbrazos
El Nick Fury que nos dieron / el que debieron habernos dado.
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@VERYKOOLLUKEY That's not what a g spot is
You're talking about the equivalent of the external part of the clitoris
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The Jews told people that the male g spot was in the ass to normalize homosexuality, when in reality the real male g spot is in the foreskin — which they took from you
Unbelievable
New York Post@nypost
The male G-spot revealed - and everyone who guessed it's in the rear was wrong: 'Intensely pleasurable' trib.al/apa2iEK
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@anickytwts Technically yes, via cross contamination sperm can stay around from the last time he came, he can prematurely ejaculate, etc
Iirc there was a woman stabbed repeatedly who didn't have a vaginal opening and got pregnant because the blade got semen on it
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@mattvanswol Do you think kids aren't allowed to learn banjo and fiddle?
Have you met Steve martin?
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Somewhere along the way we decided this wasn't worth saving.
I want my country back.
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@Joshwydd_ I hated that his big secret weapon was just a bigger arrow
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@BrianAtlas Much smaller chance
But Israel may still have forced our hand
That's different from trump foaming at the mouth fwiw
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Genuine question, had Kamala and the Dems won, would we still have been at war with Iran?
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Sisyphus Cassandra ⊗웃🔥 retweeted
Hmmm
Why do so many women I know mostly watch guy/guy porn then 🤔
DeeDee🌟@DiianaD_
When girls watch porn, they're watching the girl not the boy.
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