Monica🦷

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Respectfully,,, I am just some guy

Gonna have to be better about posting and being hot online so people will get tattooed by me smh

Unfortunately posting face on IG immediately skyrocketed my engagement and booking requests lmao

Now who taught momtok therapy speak, they're more evil now than ever I fear

Every time my house rattles a bit I’m like “ok this is the big one”

Whats the word for when you’re like a hypochondriac but for earthquakes

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Recent tattoos I did 😌

Weaponized incompetence is when my cat sits at my door screaming at me to open it for him, even tho it’s cracked open and I know damn well he’s capable of pushing it open the rest of the way and he just doesn’t want to

I don’t care if people send me voice memos as long as they don’t try to force that lifestyle onto me

Multiple people have told me that they can’t stop thinking about the zucchini pumpkin bread I made the other week 😌

@sarahtonin_bby Oh my god?? Bruh ow 😭

@sarahtonin_bby Also wtf I hope you’re ok 😭

@sarahtonin_bby Wait did Hy do this tattoo and if so can I show this to them hahaha

“Nobody should be killed for their political beliefs” vs “every child in Gaza is potentially a terrorist” is a fun contrast

Libs reacting to Charlie Kirk

“Wahhh you’re supposed to be the party of love and acceptance” literally who told you that

I am unfortunately so desensitized to seeing the aftermath of extreme violence after watching a genocide happen live through my phone for the last few years

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