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แ แ ๐แ หฃฬฒแดตฬฒแดฌฬฒแ ใแ ๐๐๐. ๐แ !ฬฒแ
@colonelisms
b: nagi_reooo i: juangy Joined Aฤustos 2022
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How much toasted coconut will be on it?
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However, if you truly want me to relax then I suppose. . . a massage would be nice. Either that or we could sneak off to the training pool and take a late night swim.
What is it /you/ would like to do?
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Being around you in itself is relaxing enough for me. [ A hand raised to brush hair from her face, eyes never once breaking from her own. ]
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I am not asking about what you have been up to, but rather how I can make your day a little easier. ( she then transfers the spoon to her own tongue after dipping in the caramel again, licking it clean before continuing. ) I'm not going to pry where you don't want me to, though +
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I'm not eliminating my penis just because you're upset with me. Now put the pumpkin costume on so I'm reminded of why I MUST keep myself in tact.
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(H) ๐แง๐๐๐๐๐. เณ@PlSTOLERA
I even got my pumpkin costume for you and you say this shit to me. </3 I'm so hurt. Imagine me saying I WON'T rub it down to the point I'm a Barbie doll for you. This fuckass earth don't need me no more.
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Get a restraining order. Not gonna stop me.
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(H) ๐แง๐๐๐๐๐. เณ@PlSTOLERA
You said you wouldn't sandpaper it I'm filing for divorce rn.
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You know it's classified. I can't tell you more than the bare minimum. Still, if you want to hear that I'm happy to leave you wanting more.
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It's not a limit to how much I love you, but rather a limit on how much physical pain I'm willing to inflict on myself for anything that isn't life or death. Besides, I'll make it up to you.
[ Licking the topping from the spoon while maintaining eye contact with her. ]
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(H) ๐แง๐๐๐๐๐. เณ@PlSTOLERA
So there is a limit to how much you love me. ( she puts the spoon in the caramel before her other hand raises to her heart like veronica feeling trixie tang splitting her picture in half. ) I don't need milk anymore. Think I have Fairlife in the fridge anyway. ( casually, she is+
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I love you enough to make it a beacon that summons ants, but I'm not taking sandpaper to it. [ Cocking a brow and watching her come back with a spoon. ] As for double milk, alright fine. Make it triple if you so desire.
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(H) ๐แง๐๐๐๐๐. เณ@PlSTOLERA
Caramel *scented, you -- ( she trails off, going to get a spoon as if to eat the caramel itself directly. ) You will have to use sandpaper instead honestly for leaving me alone for so long yet again. I will need double the milk to make up for it.
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Caramel isn't a lotion! There's no way that's gonna help!
[ Grabbing the smuckers caramel anyways. ]
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(H) ๐แง๐๐๐๐๐. เณ@PlSTOLERA
Sure just make sure it's a sweet kind of lotion like caramel or something so the milk doesn't start smelling like a Starbucks order.
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Can I at least use lotion this time? I'm gonna start a friction fire. ๐ซฉ
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(H) ๐แง๐๐๐๐๐. เณ@PlSTOLERA
Stfu gimme your milk
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nomad.โ
Those three posts were sending for like 40 minutes...
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@bloodiedlotuses That's a secret for another time.
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Pippin' my squeak while eating a mounds bar ๐คค
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@ebbandembers Huh, you're probably right.
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@colonelisms I heard the views are better when your shirt is off.
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no more tricks, its time for your treat ๐
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Hey, Caleb nation. Happy Halloween. Tonight we're eating 36 packages of mounds bars live.
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@ebbandembers I'm gonna go live on TikTok and eat all 36 of them.
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@colonelisms ๐
Here. I got you a whole box of 36.
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@alfrodulls Uh-huh. Good luck with that.
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