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Xabi Alonso is officially the new Chelsea FC manager. #CFC

It’s been revealed that Tah, who had never taken a penalty before in his life, had to take the 6th penalty because nobody else had the guts to step up. I‘ll never hate on players for missing their pens, the real devils are veterans like Goretzka who refused to step up.

An der Stelle tat selbst Kimmich mir Leid

✅ Marco Palestra 🔜 Granit Xhaka 🔜 Maxence Lacroix 🔜 Pep Chavarría

🚨🇩🇪 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Jurgen Klopp is open to becoming the NEW manager of Germany! — @FabrizioRomano

Can’t Tame Palestra.

🚨🔵 OFFICIAL: Marco Palestra signs as new Chelsea player. “I’m very excited to get started. I’ve felt the energy since the first day Chelsea wanted me, can’t wait to start; see all the fans, team mates and manager”. “We have so many talented players here, a very strong squad, and manager in Xabi. He spoke to me about how he wants us to play, which is exciting”.

🚨 Palestra on one of the many reasons that he joined Chelsea : “We’re World Champions” (@ChelseaFC)

@idextratime Yg harus diapresiasi bagaimana chelsea nge keep berita ini sampe benar2 maresca diumumkan city sbg pelatih, biar gak ada drama sebelum penunjukan maresca. Respect my club 🫡

You can play the entire retired 2014 squad and they’d still do better than these mfs

leaving your relationship because you heard your ex is single again is nasty work

*the perfect sync doesn't exist* Gabriel and Tah:

🚨 John Terry responds to Enzo Maresca’s letter: “I read every word of Enzo’s letter, and all I saw were excuses. You don’t walk away from Chelsea halfway through a season because Manchester City called. That’s not a ‘difficult decision’ that’s choosing your own career over the club that trusted you and picked you up from Championship. You say Chelsea treated you well, yet you left the players, fans and staff to deal with the mess. That’s sneaky behaviour, and no apology changes that. If you can abandon Chelsea for Manchester City today, don’t be surprised if you abandon Manchester City for Real Madrid tomorrow. Loyalty isn’t something you write in a farewell letter it’s something you prove with your actions.”

supporting germany feels like self harm

🚨🚨❌ BREAKING: GERMANY ARE OUT OF THE 2026 WORLD CUP, ELIMINATED BY PARAGUAY!

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I have too much rage in my body

.@maresca i defended you when they were calling you a bald championship manager and this is how you repay me