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Exactly one year since I woke up, saw the news, and posted this evergreen tweet
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Addison 🫡 (parody)@corpAltAddison
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Addison 🫡 (parody)
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Addison 🫡 (parody)
@corpAltAddison
new orleans & seattle | used to work here | software by day | skiing, climbing, mountaineering, and cooking by night/weekend | he/him 🏳️🌈
Joined Mart 2021
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Addison 🫡 (parody) retweeted
I've been trying to leave this platform for almost a year now—when I also left the company for obvious reasons. Twitter has been a big part of my life for the last decade, and I really can't describe how angry I am about the way it's been destroyed and weaponized. 🧵
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@mdavids I wore the same shirt today too (for the first time ever!) My neighbor saw me out watering the garden and said "wow, that shirt's vintage!"
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I did not put this shirt on this morning to celebrate my Twitter anniversary, that's for sure.
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@ChazCasual We never met at the bird app but I always *loved* your designs and would love to join the waitlist for one of these retro bird app shirts 🥰
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Addison 🫡 (parody) retweeted
Louis wants to send tens of thousands of dollars to his reactionary internet friends. He thought it would be a good idea to use company funds to send money directly to them as a “payment”.
Should he do it?
@jason@Jason
WTF @TWITTER?! YOURE PAYING ME $50,000 A YEAR TO TWEET?
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Don’t want to leave you hanging by a thread… but Twitter, you really outdid yourselves! Last week we had our largest usage day since February. There’s only ONE Twitter. You know it. I know it. 🎤
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@jack Don’t forget the 7 Vine clones! You fumbled that one too, bestie!
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“We wanted flying cars, instead we got 7 Twitter clones.”
Andy Allen@asallen
Gotta say, it feels like we missed an opportunity to reinvent social. Can you tell them apart?
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People honestly forgetting how terrible Zuckerberg is here just to stick it to Musk.
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@lindayacc Had you ever even tweeted before like 2 months ago? The "Twitter community" died before you even joined.
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On Twitter, everyone's voice matters.
Whether you’re here to watch history unfold, discover REAL-TIME information all over the world, share your opinions, or learn about others -- on Twitter YOU can be real.
YOU built the Twitter community. 🙏👏 And that's irreplaceable. This is your public square.
We're often imitated -- but the Twitter community can never be duplicated.
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And all of a sudden I’m an Esther stan once again 💙 Welcome back
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Esther Crawford ✨@esthercrawford
Hubris + no pushback - customer empathy - data = a great way to light billions on fire 🔥 💰 🔥
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I definitely had voldemort blocked on this website but he somehow unblocked himself and is at the top of my feed again..
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tbh I'm still waiting on this fight, but honesty I don't care which short king destroys him at this point
Bloomberg@business
Elon Musk challenged Vladimir Putin to “single combat," with the “stakes” being Ukraine trib.al/qrvjlSB
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Here is the full email for anyone who is wondering. I stand by my words. Great teams are built on TRUST. We’re building something special at Twitter. The individuals who are leaking internal information can’t be trusted and don’t deserve to be a part of it.
Zoë Schiffer@ZoeSchiffer
NEW: Joe Benarroch, who joined Twitter with CEO Linda Yaccarino and seems to be functioning as a head of comms, sent his first company-wide email urging employees not to leak. He asked tweeps to report colleagues who are suspected of sharing confidential info. 1/
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One thing nobody tells you about working for a major company with name recognition is how hard it is to search for emails from or anything related to your employer. Like tbt to typing in "twitter" in my gmail search and getting 90% of my inbox.
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@jaysullivan @signalapp You’re the best, Jay! They’re lucky to have you 😊
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I’m honored and delighted to be joining the @signalapp board. Private, secure communication that can be used by all is more critical than ever. Signal’s product, technology, team and commitment to the mission are so impressive and I look forward to contributing!
Signal@signalapp
Announcement! Signal is refreshing our board as we grow. We’re delighted to welcome @krmaher, @ambaonadventure, and @jaysullivan as Signal’s new Directors. Learn more here: signalfoundation.org
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