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Goodbye, Twitch! It's been emotional! Read: twitlonger.com/show/n_1ss7ffl

@_onlyscott Well this is wrong. It's supposed to be Colombia but Diaz plays for Bayern Munich, not Liverpool anymore

Guess the national team? 👀 Level: HARD

@SayedZeesh @LFC Couldn't agree more, they absolutely bossed the league, and of occasion Europe, from their respective positions! The PL is gonna feel weird with them not being part of it

@cptfishpaste @LFC Salah has scored so many goals for Liverpool vs Man City. But it's hard not to respect a player of his quality. Always gave Pep and us fans sleepless nights. He was just that good. Him and KDB ruled the Premier League for YEARS. The 2 🐐🐐

Mohamed Salah is to bring the curtain down on his illustrious career with Liverpool Football Club at the end of the 2025-26 season. The time to fully celebrate his legacy and achievements will follow later in the year when he bids farewell to Anfield ❤️

@SayedZeesh @LFC Wow and that says a lot, considering the GIF you've shared is celebrating a goal he scored against City 🤯

@LFC A legend always and forever. Respect to Mo Salah, as a Man City fan 💙

Had an absolute blast last night at @Inside_TheRopes Belfast show! Got to meet the Hardcore Legend Mick Foley and one of the most knowledgeable (and genuinely nicest) guys in the wrestling sphere, @kennymc1ntosh! What a fantastic show and night it was!

@WrestleAce9 I mean, her fiancée wrestles for Pro Wrestling NOAH and was known as the MVP of Irish Wrestling in OTT, but whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LJ_Cleary…

Guys this is Lyra Valkyria’s fiance, I REPEAT THIS IS LYRA’S FIANCE! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE #WWEBacklash

@lfcnrj @abookishredhead 😂😂

Mo Salah casually doing kick-ups while Kyle Walker argued with the referee before Liverpool’s penalty😭😭 Calm and cold🥶

Liverpool cooking Man City, BEST & HILARIOUS MOMENTS😂 A thread🧵

@Braden_LFC So why is our kit suddenly no longer being designed by Nike?

Liverpool’s third shirt for next season is insane

@ObiWonCanolii Hey man, I'm sorry you've had some troubles but delighted to see you're working on you and keeping you as the #1 priority! Excited for this new part of your journey!

Addressing my absence and changes to come! Much love fam ❤️

If Vince McMahon started a new wrestling company, would you watch?

I think WWE's positioning of the Hall of Fame is so detrimental these days! Right after Smackdown, everyone is gonna be exhausted. So to have to watch another 2 and a half hours is crazy! It should be its own thing on the Thursday night since they've added an extra Mania night.

@anon_opin There's only one or two true ways to elect a new monarch. And the clue has been there the whole time. A Royal Rumble match! Or King/Queen of the Ring tournament!

If King Charles was to pop his clogs in the near future we should have an interim King to bring back the feel good factor. I would suggest Bob Mortimer. Everyone would love him. He would be great.

I reckon this will be such a laugh

@KennyMcITR @Inside_TheRopes @TheJimCornette @mrdavidjwilson Can't wait to see you coming back to Belfast Kenny! I missed the Eric Bischoff one last time and would love another chance to be back!

Can’t believe it was TEN YEARS AGO today that we did our @Inside_TheRopes show in Glasgow with @TheJimCornette! He drank irn bru, hit me with a tennis racket and proclaimed himself an honorary Glaswegian!

@nicksortor @TheRock They weren't saying "Maui," that was some fans chanting "Rocky." You know - like they've been doing almost every time he makes an appearance since about 1998/1999? They're booing because he's associated with the biggest bad guy in WWE. Get a grip and stop spreading false BS.

❗️ CROWD IN VEGAS BOOs “THE ROCK” DEMANDING HE FOLLOW THROUGH WITH AID FOR MAUI Oprah and Dwayne @TheRock Johnson promised TENS OF MILLIONS to the victims of the Maui fires, but many victims still have not seen a dime. It looks like the audience is fully AMERICA FIRST and is demanding The Rock and Oprah follow through with their commitment to take care of the people of Lahaina. The crowd started booing and chanting “MAUI! MAUI! MAUI!” MAKE IT HAPPEN!

The most niche confession I've seen on this. It's like a birth right of being from Northern Ireland that you must like Tayto Cheese and Onion 😂

@susie_dent @volupchatterbox I would gladly hurkle-durkle every single day!

For anyone who hasn’t heard it, to ‘hurkle-durkle’, from 19th-century Scots, is to linger under the covers of a warm bed long after it’s time to get up.

@_denisesalcedo Cody Rhodes, Sami Zayn, Drew McIntyre and Jey Uso. Not a bad team tbf

BUILD YOUR WWE WARGAMES TEAM!!!!!! (A THREAD) 1ST PARTICIPANT = YOUR BIRTH MONTH JAN, FEB, MARCH = BECKY LYNCH APRIL, MAY, JUNE = CODY RHODES JULY, AUGUST, SEPTEMBER = ROMAN REIGNS OCTOBER, NOVEMEBER, DECEMBER = SETH ROLLINS

I swear to God, this wasn't me. But I can fucking hear myself saying it 😂

@anon_opin @volupchatterbox the woman getting the bacon and cheese toastie thing and huffing and puffing that it might take 10 minutes to heat up 🤣

People who buy food and drink on 35 minute internal flights are wrong uns. You've spent 2-3 hours waiting in a place with crap overpriced food and drink and you can't do without more for less than an hour? Weird.

@MayoIsWhack God, I would love to see Shinsuke Nakamura finally get a top title run in WWE!

Love you Seth but this would be awesome!