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honestly made this acc to trauma dump

when the mexican with facial hair makes a joke

“ I don’t wanna marry a man like my dad” BITCH I AM LIKE MY DAD

I care more about my hair than your opinion tbh

If I stay up longer I’m gonna tell everyone my whole life story so goodnight everyone

okay I’m going to sleep

@gymNoob03 fuh no I’m not from Pasadena

@cryptdesires this might be the costco i go to 😭

I told you guys …. I gotta put my executive membership to use

me before I made this acc

@4wyyy I try to convince myself they’ll naturally get straight :P

@cryptdesires Daamn u wear them too? Yeah u gotta be ontop of wearing them fr

someone remind me to wear my retainers every night. my teeth are aching all because I didn’t where them for a week

I’m so annoying oh my gosh I need to go clock in

when my friends tease me for being a virgin

idk how to flirt I just yap and annoy you

let me bite you

@loverboi219 where…

@cryptdesires Sigh too much competition

why can’t you be obsessed with only me

guys please please stop liking my tweets no keep going, like can you guys stop

@MiataLuver man that’s in a whole different county for me 😭

@cryptdesires go to sleep and get porto’s in the morning 🙂‍↕️

I need to go to sleep I’m just saying stupid stuff :/

yeah sure rub my feet

@loverboi219 you’re suppose to convince me to go

@cryptdesires Yuh i go pretty often actually, its pretty decent def overhyped tho

Anyone tried Porto’s Bakery? I wanna go so so so so so bad