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@galitoske Ojijo count your mf days !!! Wtffff is this?? Bro I’m so hungry I cried

So if you send money to the wrong Paybill and try reversing it, @Safaricom_Care gives you the business owner’s number you sort yourself. I am so fuckin mad!!!😭😭

@Safaricom_Care check dm

i wish the girls understood that there's always a better nigga. Like ALWAYS!

@Safaricom_Care check dm asap

In horror movies the ghost is always a woman or a child because there's nothing a man can do as a ghost that he can't already do as a man

@Safaricom_Care why is my phone using this much data? 1gb in less than 1 minute?

If this pops up on your TL, repost it; it costs you zero naira.

Unawezapata hata US hawakutaka ni Ruto alienda kuomba wagonjwa.

You know the way you go into a chuom to do unsavory stuff? We're the chuom😭😭. The kichochoro of Africa.

She is missing. Please Retweet until she is found Omontle Mofokeng

She is still missing, please repost until she is found

You see this thing about kids missing, guys, just keep on reposting even if they are not Kenyan. We could be having another Epstein situation in our hands

i wish my coochie had alopecia

I’m a materialistic woman. I like the nicest things, and I want to be able to afford whatever I want at any time without flinching. ‘I want it, I get it.’

God please don’t stop giving me money. I love being able to fund my own enjoyment like crazyyyyy! Up the feminist ancestors!!!!😭🤍🤍

I think childless aunts should also have a day dedicated to them 😩

I attended an event and the aunties only asked me when I’m getting my masters. The world is finally healing. ❤️‍🩹

bitches b doing drugs thinking they're from euphoria bitch u frank Gallagher 😭😭