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Shadow
@dancingbluewind
20⬆️ , She/Her/Herself. Check my carrd for more info and before following. If muting I’d rather you just unfollow me.
Prism Stone Joined Haziran 2013
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dancingbluewind.straw.page changed my straw page a bit (tho I never get any submissions/questions lol
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someone said what kinda spoiler is this im losing it
su | whanime spoilers@orufreyllz
#whaspoilers qifrey probably doesn't even jerk off
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when i was in high school someone recorded the sound of the school bell on their flip phone in an attempt to try to end class earlier. because we all had piece of shit flip phones they were extremely loud and this worked. sounded just like the regular bell. mp3 got sent around school and you’d be sitting in English class watching the clock and suddenly the bell rang two minutes early. teacher had no clue. thought it was a fluke. people got overconfident and started ringing the last bell early. whole classes start walking out 10 minutes early. principal trying to figure out what is wrong with the bells. this went on for a week or two until someone got caught and the teachers started having to watch the clocks so we didn’t Trick them. they had to staff people to watch the exits bc we succeeded in Tricking them. truly peak millennial experience, phones were perfect and should have stopped advancing there.
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oh sandra… the intelligent and hygienic queen that you are.
Nature Unedited@NatureUnedited
Sandra the orangutan started to clean her enclosure and wash her hands after observing her caretakers do the same thing
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i will never forget how the whole world bullied this woman and made fun of her suffering
Not drinking the KoolAid@Kool_Aid_Free
"Why don't you name your abuser??!"
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there are instructions on how to fix this in the mentions. but basically you just turn on all languages in language settings. if youre reading this pls do this asap. yall are literally poisoning my family in memphis more everytime. use your own translator
ryuu ❕@ryuuder
how do i turn off grok auto translate. I feel like I’m draining a small pond in a village somewhere
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No wonder he’s so unrecognizable they changed like all his features 😭 Ik he’s older but why his nose so pointy where his golden eyes
Daily Fire Siblings@FireSiblings
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She’s actually cruel.
She forced her assistant to go into a fire, took the oxygen mask given to them by firefighters, and put it on her dog. Then she sacked the assistant for not finding it funny.
Bad Writing Takes 🖊️🏳️🌈@BadWritingTakes
Does anyone remember when Sharon Osborne was on Would I Lie To You and her humorous truth was that she had tried to send an employee into an apparently burning building to get something for her and when they refused she fired them? Always seemed a wild thing to publicly admit to
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