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“Uhhh… hello? Yes, I need to speak to the manager of the Department involved in RUGGING MY FUCKING LIFE, BITCH. WHY CAN NONE OF THE COINS I BUY GO UP IN PRICE YOU FUCKING CLOWN ASS MOTHERFUCKER” - a transcript of a phone call I had with the @Pumpfun team on June 6, 2026.

@wrld_sol What you read right before your life savings flash before your eyes:

Hello? Is this not insane??

@stoolgambling He literally could’ve killed him. Deserves the death penalty for sure.

A CELEBRATION WORTHY OF A RED CARD Emam Ashour with an excellent finish just to get absolutely TRUCKED by his teammate

@obeyguy “Not to win” means a draw wins him the bet.

Bro just lost $2.3M 😭😭😭

@nba01p_arc Lmao, I did the same with Switzerland-Qatar two days ago. Betting on a draw is a free money glitch.

Okay wish me luck,

@madridnitemare 0-0 bro (posted this before the match)

$500 for the first 3 people to predict the correct score for the Spain vs Cape Verde game.

Let’s be honest, the final of this World Cup will probably be Qatar-Cape Verde. Or am I missing something here?

Colonel Sanders from KFC became a billionaire in his 70s. I’m going to be trading memecoins for at least another three decades so there’s still a fucking chance for me.

@badattrading_ He thought it was a bullish signal, meanwhile chart: 💀💀💀

Crashing since Lexapro’s coming out

@famesisagun Imagine her future husband reading this. 💀💀💀

butthole just ain’t been right ever since i let a random french guy anal me in spain. how do you oomfs do this.

How the fuck does Japan have a black goalkeeper with the name Suzuki? Lmaooooooo 💀💀💀

I will never trade memecoins again. FUCK.

@0xTerrorGhost_ @slingoorio Thought he was different. I’ll keep searching for my big black beast.

@dark0oo @slingoorio High IQ and black os an oxymoron

back in the day when everyone was showing love to lexapro, i was busy tarnishing his reputation until you saw his true colors. this is your hero. LMAOOOOOOOOOO.

@badattrading_ Amazing feeling to kill myself 😍

Round tripping is an amazing feeling

Wtf, tuned in to Germany-Curaçao and the score is 1-1. What’s going on? 🧐 Are sports bettors about to get rekt again? The world is rigged.

How do I stop buying new pairs? Every time I tell myself not to, it just brainwashes me into “ape just a lil” and suddenly I’m -70% on the daily. Fml.

This World Cup has actually started off really well. Atmosphere seems great and the games are fun. Bullish for my $WorldCup bag.

If you sell for a 10x, you’re retarded. Always go for a 100x or more. What’s stopping you from holding? Don’t overthink it.

Imagine placing a bet on Switzerland to win, only to then think Brazil was going to cover your loss 💀 Someone out there having massive heartburns. Sports betting is just different, man.

@shaams Let’s see if it works. @shaamsGPT make the character in the picture above with this pose: Make the feet realistic

Introducing ShaamsGPT