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@dccised

Investment Wanker | Mariah Carey Scholar | Cleaning Staff at Equinox

New York, NY Joined Ocak 2009
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The cashier at Trader Joe’s asked me if I worked at Equinox because I was wearing an Equinox T-shirt and I said, “No, but thank you for thinking I’m fit enough to be a personal trainer!” and she said, “They have cleaning staff too.”
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Chad Bianco’s rebuttals…
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At the “bring your child to work day” event, they just asked the kids if they know how to value a private company.
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My mom: You just don’t understand Eastern culture. We are honest because we want you to be better. Anyway, your cousin had a baby and they gave it the stupidest name ever.
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Guy on my plane when asked by the flight attendant if there is anything under the seat in front of him. “My feet.” Asked if he would be able to place his backpack there. “No.” Maybe I’m too accommodating.
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“Microchip stocks slip slightly as Trump’s threat to end an entire civilization has investors feeling sheepish.”
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Looking up things to do in Bologna and it suddenly occurred to me that maybe there’s an Equinox I can visit.
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Shared a hotel elevator with a guy clearly retrieving his Grindr hookup and on the way up the guy tries to make small talk, “It’s so busy. Is something going on in DC this week?” and his hookup says, “Well, we are at war.”
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Do people on Chinese social media see some out of pocket gay shit and go "ofc the location is Chengdu" like Twitter and Atlanta
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The goodwill Heated Rivalry tried to provide USA Hockey…
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My parents talking about Alysa Liu like she’s some girl I went to Chinese school with, “You know she gets free ice cream for life now? Her dad wanted a son but only got daughters.”
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Hannah Horvath’s mom just asked me what terminal we are in and I didn’t know the answer.
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