barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫

LET’S GOOOOOO

My heart is so full. Everyone meet Miss Porcini, AKA Cheech, AKA Chichi, Cheechers, The Fungus Among Us, etc. She’s a stray who adopted us about a month ago, and today she got a clean bill of health from the vet and finally got to come to her forever home. 🥹

Birth.

“YOU IDIOT. WE COULD’VE BEEN /US./“ FILE UNDER LINES THAT WILL HAUNT ME UNTIL THE DAY I DIE. WHAT THE FUCK.

LOL JUST FINISHED GOOD OMENS SEASON 2 AND MY HEART IS BROKEN FOREVER. BYE.

Okay but one of the fun parts about bartending at a tiny neighborhood spot is that I get to do little mixology experiments every month and people look forward to it :)

HE IS ALREADY HERE?!?! WHY IS IT HONKING?!?! MY LIFELONG CAULROPHOBIA CANNOT HANDLE THIS.

RE: EXPERIENCING HOMESTUCK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2024 AT 30 YEARS OLD: JUST FINISHED [S] CASCADE. I’M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK. HELP?!?!

@himbodisease Thus far I would die for all of the Strilondes and Karkat Is Just Like Me For Real. I guess being a Cancer is just like that. I want to ask for validation but also I don’t know what is right. I’m spiraling. Help.

@definedredeemed HAHAHAHAHAHAHA welcome to homestuck it’ll be with you forever

Over the past week or so I’ve been reading Homestuck for the first time in the year of our lord 2024 and when I tell y’all I’ve been having an extended existential crisis

So anyway I’m 30 years old experiencing “[S] MAKE HER PAY.” For the first time and I’m questioning everything about my existence. How y’all doin’.

Me: So I dodged a bullet, is what you’re telling me? Roommate/best friend: Yes. No. It’s complicated. Me: I’ve got nothing better to do. I’m going in.

Junkyard scene from The Brave Little Toaster is a close second.

Okay, but what scene in an animated movie was just pure, concentrated nightmare fuel for you as a child? For me it was the “Big And Loud” number from Cats Don’t Dance. Formative memory of that awful little girl making me shed actual tears of terror.

I’m feeling so normal about the vampire twink tonight open.spotify.com/playlist/40Pgp…

PARTY STUDIO PARTY STUDIO

Finished my first playthrough of BG3. I feel numb. I Saved The Fucking World And All I Got Was This Stupid Tee Shirt.

@bigbysrighthand YOU GET IT!!! I walk into a Sheetz after a closing shift in the restaurant industry. I order an appetizer sampler. The sampler consists of three orders of fried pork potstickers. I eat them in the parking lot. No one gives me a weird look about it. I am crazy but I am free.

It floors me that there’s even a debate about Wawa vs Sheetz. Maybe it’s just the Yinzer in me but Sheetz is fucking DOMINATING the whole PA gas station food game

Wawa has better drinks but there is nothing that can compare to the feeling of being blacked out at 2AM stumbling into a Sheetz and ordering the most most monstrous custom sandwich/hotdog/quesadilla/whatever and having it given to you with absolutely no judgement