Klurt, Mayo Dumper Extraordinaire

Can I make those my pinned tweet?

@DukesMayonnaise @DukesMayoBowl Let's try this again

@DukesMayoBowl I think it was @devalkk’s nog recipe. Tap in!

@DukesMayonnaise can you share the eggnog recipe?

Celeb appearance from one of our 2022 Mayo Dumpers @devalkk here to judge the Mayo Combine 📝 @DukesMayoBowl

Hard to beat, imo @DukesMayoBowl @DukesMayonnaise #MayoCombine #MayoDump #LetKlurtCombine

@FMAmerican @SickosCommittee @DukesMayoBowl I'm in

@SickosCommittee @DukesMayoBowl Paging @devalkk

*nudges @DukesMayoBowl bowl* Mayo Dunk Tank. Just put than on your vision board, we can work out details later.

Don't call it a comeback @DukesMayoBowl @DukesMayonnaise #MayoCombine #HailMayo #MayoDump #LetKlurtCombine

Disappointed we didn't get a Wake one last year

His transfer to an Indiana school all makes sense now.

BREAKING NEWS.... @DukesMayonnaise IS EXTENDING THEIR CONTRACT.

Hey @Hulcricket if I just start posting links in the other place, would/could you go watch them?

Hey. Does anyone still need a code?

@McGuire_GIS @diabsoule @N2theBlue I really like living in Winston-Salem. Greensboro gets all the attention, but they're built for big events. Winston-Salem still has the local feel but still has a lot going on. Good parks, good events all year, history that's less steeped in slavery, and good CoL.

@SaltCreekBrews Close enough

Attention @HollyAnderson

@kevinjgier @warneagle @BanachSpaceProg From what I've seen, there's a love-hate relationship with him in the HBCU world. He brought good publicity to the schools at large just by being there. And now there's some feeling of abandonment.

@warneagle @BanachSpaceProg @devalkk the cynic in me can’t help but also notice that he was at Jackson St *right* as national media started putting a bunch of attention on HBCUs, and he played that like a fiddle

Good for him

@kevinjgier @warneagle @BanachSpaceProg Well maybe against Nebraska

@warneagle @devalkk @BanachSpaceProg his “4-star” kid of a QB took some of the stupidest sacks I’ve ever seen against whatever MEAC team they played. That ain’t gonna fly vs Nebraska, let alone Utah or USC.

@warneagle @BanachSpaceProg @kevinjgier I only watched the Celebration Bowl, but it seemed very clear that he fully leaned on the talent that his brand brought into the program. Ain't gonna last.

@BanachSpaceProg @kevinjgier @devalkk this is why I was so angry at the people who suggested him during our coaching search. he has one discernible skill: drawing attention to himself. hasn't done a shred of actual coaching.

@BanachSpaceProg Oh absolutely, but as far as we know, he's working within the bounds of the system, so it doesn't make sense to think too much about it from my point of view.

@MajorArschloch Well sure, but to each their own

@SaltCreekBrews They already have Stone Mountain