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Captain’s Log, Stardate 4.21.
The Enterprise remains locked in standard orbit around Earth, every circuit humming with restrained power, every console glowing like a beacon of thwarted destiny. The lunar trajectory is plotted, the impulse engines are primed;
Yet another day goes by and I’m still awaiting Elon’s authorization for the switch to be flipped to finally go to the moon.
One might almost believe the universe itself has conspired against us. The viewscreen shows the blue marble turning beneath us in mocking serenity, while the moon hangs there in the void like some distant, unattainable siren call. I have paced the bridge until the deck plating threatens to wear thin. Mr. Spock informs me— with that infuriatingly logical arch of one eyebrow— that our patience is merely a variable in the equation of bureaucratic delay. Dr. McCoy, never one to suffer in silence, has already diagnosed the entire situation as “a damn fool waste of perfectly good starship fuel.”
The tension is thicker than a Gorn’s hide. One more sunrise on this blue world, and I swear the nacelles will begin to sing their own impatient dirge. We are Starfleet officers, forged in the fires of exploration… and yet here we sit, engines purring, waiting for a single word from one man to hurl us into the final frontier.
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#BoldyGo
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Kanye West and Elon Musk are reportedly co-writing a self-help book called “Nobody Understands Us.”
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General Chance Saltzman@SpaceForceCSO
Early this morning, @SpaceX launched the final GPS III satellite in our constellation, the most advanced GPS satellites ever built. This video aired at T-9:25, marking the achievement for the Space Force as we celebrate 250 years of American strength and innovation. 🇺🇸
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Did you see the India photos taken by its satellite moon orbiter of the first two moon landings (Apollo 11 & 12?)👇🏻
🤔I suppose the craycray deniers are going to suggest we sent them up there back in the 60’s and 70’s just in case someone in the future wanted to check. 🙄🥱
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> Took 3 days off to go to best friend’s wedding
> App is on fire
Lesson learned: Never have friends
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Captain’s Log, Stardate 4.20.
The Enterprise has been prepped since zero-six-hundred, with every warp nacelle humming in anticipation. Yet here we sit, held fast at the launch threshold. I am DESPERATELY awaiting Elon’s authorization for liftoff to the moon.
The moment that clearance arrives, we will engage main thrusters and leave Earth’s gravity well behind us. Our destination lies just over the lunar horizon—uncharted terrain for this crew, fresh challenges for our science teams.
To boldly go where no one’s gone before.
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