Ferdinand

Death Penalty

The reaction after he realised that it was a boy 😮

We need to talk about how the grocery store experience has completely degraded. Self-checkout was supposed to be fast, but now I’m standing there waiting for an employee to clear an “unexpected item in baggage area" error for 5 minutes.

A black man hits a white man who's holding a baby, who falls to ground☠️

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

Sometimes I think about the time I watched my boyfriend (who I had been dating for 4-5 months at the time) watch a reel in German, and laugh. I said, "wait, can you speak German?" And he said "yes " and I said, "wait, like fluently?" and he said, "mhm ". So I'm like, "when did you learn that? 😂" and he said "as a child " and I'm like... "Mike... are you German?" and he's like "Ya! ☺️". Michael. 😭 Why didn't you didn't tell me. 😭 I suppose I never asked what his background was because he has no detectable accent and has been living in Canada for nearly his entire life.😂

Don't constantly try to fix a problem you didn't create. You've got to be very prepared to lose people that always make it your responsibility to repair.

willy wonka ass presidency

they were really banning us from events just to get on the dance floor & do this shit LMAO

Hot fucking take: Forcing birth just to dump a baby into adoption is way more unethical than having an abortion.

My gym coach said: f*ck the protein So I did it..

Translesbian's SHOCKING Dating Rule! "People who watch my porn, they think that that's how they're supposed to fuck me all the time. So, I'll have like a hookup with a guy I just met that day and he'll go straight for like yanking the hair, and hit me in the face, and like shove it in my ass, no questions."

I still don’t get the concept behind life. What exactly are we here for.???

when circumstances allow’s me and someone has done something naughty or rude on the road instead of honking at them or yelling i just try to catch their eye and wag my finger in the “no no” gesture because it’s what i personally would be the most enraged by

so what you’re telling me is a company that just makes cell phones has age limits but the government responsible for over 300 million people don’t?

Watch Out Yall, F*ntanyl K*ills

we used to have tv show crossovers.. and they were real EVENTS

People hear “your feelings are valid” and assume it means your feelings are always correct. especially with Autism/ADHD, the feeling can be very real and intense, but still completely wrong about what’s actually happening. valid doesn’t mean accurate, you notice it, then check reality before you act.

Taylor Swift becomes the artist with the most Billboard Hot 100 #1 hits of the 21st century, moving ahead of Drake and Rihanna.

When you're out of weed and don't have money to buy more.

Got denied PTO for being “peak season.” Every season was somehow peak season.