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HALF MAN HALF BEAST(MECHANIC)
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HALF MAN HALF BEAST(MECHANIC)
@disloman
HONDA MAN Honda car specialist Half Man Half Beast
lagos nigeria Joined Kasım 2009
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HALF MAN HALF BEAST(MECHANIC) retweeted
My father went missing on the 23rd of September, 2024. We have searched everywhere but have not seen him. Today is Father's day, so I am reposting. Kindly help me share. 🙏🙏🙏Maybe he is just somewhere. #missingperson
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What do y’all think about this list?
Fair or not
Gidi@tayo_billz
Took a quick trip to see my wife’s family. I’ve been given the bride price list. It’s not like I’m trying to buy their daughter cause Wetin be this 😭😭
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@Lexxxxxxa_Buj @Avocado_Cados I'm not surprised with your first statement. It shows how shallow you are.Always think before posting.People are dumping wastes cos markets are on the road?😎😎
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@disloman @Avocado_Cados Are you dumb?? Without markets on the roads nobody will dump wastes there. Those wastes are as a result of the markets illegally situated by the road. We've designated markets in every local government. Why sell corns, vegetables and fish on pedestrian walkways??
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Iyanaba Lagos
Tokunbo Wahab@tokunbo_wahab
The Lagos Waste Management Authority (LAWMA) Intervention Team has successfully cleared heaps of illegally dumped waste from the median of the Egbeda–Idimu Road and Lawanson, Surulere corridor. The Authority used the opportunity to reiterate its warning to residents, traders, and motorists against the unlawful disposal of refuse on road medians and other unauthorized locations, noting that such practices obstruct drainage channels, degrade the environment, and pose serious public health risks. LAWMA urged residents to patronize only approved waste collection services and comply with environmental sanitation regulations, stressing that violators will be sanctioned in accordance with extant laws of Lagos State. #CleanerLagos
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HALF MAN HALF BEAST(MECHANIC) retweeted
If you are a man in need, write what you need in the comment. Every man should pick a man they can show love to.
Let the love go round. Raise am 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Sam Otigba@SamuelOtigba
“Men help another man” Father’s Day challenge 🫱🏾🫲🏿 Men only: Today is Father’s Day. Many men, especially family men, usually don’t receive their flowers Quote/comment below 1 thing that will bring you joy today. Men, let’s help one another. I will, too Happy Father's Day S.O 🖤
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@Lexxxxxxa_Buj @Avocado_Cados If the waste collection has been properly managed,we wouldn't be having this conversation.😎😎😎
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@disloman @Avocado_Cados So you're very comfortable with markets everywhere on our roads right? Everywhere seems so crowded and exhausting with different smells from spoilt market wastes. Without markets on our roads, 80% of the wastes will reduce. I'm tired of repeating myself please.
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@Lexxxxxxa_Buj @Avocado_Cados Concerning the market wastes,Lagos state knows what to do.
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@disloman @Avocado_Cados It will solve the issues of roadside wastes. Our pedestrian walkways will be used for its purpose. No sane society allows all their roadsides to be used as makeshift markets. Only animals will find it comfortable seeing markets on every road side.
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@Lexxxxxxa_Buj @Avocado_Cados Lagos state is surrounded with a state that has large virgin lands that could be used as waste dumping sites.We are in a technology era where wastes can be converted to other useful things and make money. If Lagos state keeps handling it this as it is now.We are on a long things.
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@SuperMar_io1 @holardamolar @_enigmafic_ Always processed your thoughts before posting.Check your first tweet and let start from there.😎😎😎
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HALF MAN HALF BEAST(MECHANIC) retweeted
Argentina was created to correct the "black problems of Brazil"
𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲 🃏@Strayhigh
A whole country of self hating latinos who genuinely thinks they're white
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@Lexxxxxxa_Buj @Avocado_Cados Will this solution of yours solved this issue?😏😏
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@Avocado_Cados Demolish all the roadside markets around that axis and it will end. Roadside markets constitutes 80% of wastes on the road.
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@Gidi_Traffic Can you stand what this tweet might caused here?😂😂
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@holardamolar @_enigmafic_ You had to live in the trenches to understand this mhen😭😭😂😂
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HALF MAN HALF BEAST(MECHANIC) retweeted
@holardamolar Going down memory lane. DSTV has been traumatizing since the 80/‘s 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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HALF MAN HALF BEAST(MECHANIC) retweeted
Nobody knew the name of the commissioner for environment under Fashola because they got the job done and kept it moving. The reason why you see Tokunbo everywhere is because he’s constantly needing to defend the fact that he’s not good at his job
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HALF MAN HALF BEAST(MECHANIC) retweeted
I beg to disagree, @akintollgate
There's a difference between being negative and being honest. Acknowledging inflation, insecurity, rising debt, unemployment, and the declining purchasing power of ordinary Nigerians is not pessimism, it's reality. Just as you don't applaud a bird for flying, or a fish for swimming, citizens don't owe any administration applause for trying. Governments are elected to deliver measurable results. Effort without meaningful outcomes is not enough.
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@indykaila It is not ridiculous cos it is against the law. The law might be new but still the law.
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Almiron becomes the first player to get a straight red card 🔴 for covering their mouth 🫢 at the World Cup
This is getting ridiculous 🤬
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Yes, they exist. Take me for example, if I eat rice and beans with stew and cow meat, my stomach go swell
BIG-ANDY 🇳🇬🥷@__bigandy
Are there Nigerians with serious allergies? Like when you eat nuts, your face swell up. Something like that or it's not a Nigerian thing?
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