Dov Alperin

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Dov Alperin

Dov Alperin

@dovunderscore

databases @materializeinc. new world entrant to the larger software world. in the mud for the fights that matter in nyc. Also found on @dov.dev on 🦋

he/they Joined Temmuz 2015
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Dov Alperin@dovunderscore·
Gonna pin this tweet so later on when I can't remember what my pinned tweet is I will come find this tweet and applaud myself for my mediocre meta-humor
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factorydoge@factorydoge69·
claude confirm all my pre existing cognitive biases and amplify them by sycophantically agreeing with all my ideas. make no mistakes.
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Bryan Cantrill@bcantrill·
Something that people on this platform apparently need to hear, even if it makes them feel uncomfortable: if you live in a state that does not believe that transgender rights are human rights, you will never be a true alternative to Silicon Valley -- let alone the next one.
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Dov Alperin@dovunderscore·
Turned around to shoot a nasty look at whoever just lit a cig in the station but unfortunately it is an elderly Asian man who has Got That Shit On and is looking cooler than I’ve ever been. Gotta allow it
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Dov Alperin@dovunderscore·
Let it be known I was wholly unaware of the attack on the South Pars Gas Field, and I do not support attacking the South Pars Gas Field. That said, I am fully personally prepared to obliterate the South Pars Gas Field. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Sam Stein@samstein

every one of these posts is now a gut-wrenching journey, in which you read on to discover if some international alliance is teetering or some mass casualty event is being threatened or if our global energy market is about to come undone

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Dov Alperin@dovunderscore·
My job this week is to track down a bug that is clearly real, shouldn't be possible, and doesn't reproduce outside of customer envs. It is specifically designed to make me lose my mind.
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Dov Alperin@dovunderscore·
I think I should start being evaluated on how many words I say a year, where higher is better. We can call it “token count”.
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isaac@isaacinthesky·
oh my god the nikkei is down 7%??
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Dov Alperin@dovunderscore·
@DougSchneiderBK I am willing to bet that this will be the third major race you are wrong about (fourth if including your own loss for City Council). Happy to set some stakes if you want to take the other side. Let me know!
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Douglas M. Schneider
Douglas M. Schneider@DougSchneiderBK·
Lander & his supporters can’t get their story straight. Apparently Goldman is simultaneously a “quarter billionaire” who used his vast wealth to buy his seat AND a puppet beholden to AIPAC’s money. The real take away is that Lander’s campaign is desperate, flailing & incoherent.
Michael Lange@MichaelLangeNYC

Brad should counter with an even higher number, like 17 debates: one for every $10K Goldman recieved from AIPAC last year.

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Dov Alperin@dovunderscore·
To be clear, the thing they are close to inventing is chip binning lol
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Dov Alperin@dovunderscore·
What a season of television. Truly one of the greats.
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Dov Alperin@dovunderscore·
We need to something about Evil Whittaker
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I’d really urge anyone not to go hunting with this ketchup
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