Dr. Sven Dingus

"So, tell us about yourself." Me:

@thrluv Cats smell like happy, hope that helps

can someone please explain how my cat grooms himself with stinky tuna breath & he ends up smelling like vanilla & fresh laundry

PVP capture the flag lobby just dropped

Its finally that time of year again

Fun Fact Looney Tunes predicted this before it actually happened

No, Winona, not again.

34 years ago today, April 30, 1992, the final episode of The Cosby Show aired on NBC. Fox aired a repeat of #TheSimpsons on the same night, but it featured a new piece of animation after the episode ended referencing the final Cosby and... wow.

@SYACVG Look when you said 'I want to be buried in Daisy up to the hilt', we thought you meant

A Brazilian manufacturer posted a video of unofficial Super Mario Bros-themed coffins. They showed off Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and Princess Peach themed designs, but no Daisy one. How the fuck am I supposed to die now?

@zandook @ILikeWhatIBuy That's just one page, those articles in Wizard were usually three or four pages

@ILikeWhatIBuy Interesting suggestions. I'm just surprised Beast doesn't seem to be there.

Wizard Casting #Wolverine

@LarryBundyJr I assume the 50 copies of Little Britain are just off-camera

Every single charity shop in the UK has this exact same lineup of DVDs. Its a legal requirement!

@KonbroA @Smiley_quin @Dramooske The best was the one that ended with the guy floating face first down a river in the woods. So dangerous, but the commitment to the bit was 🤌

@Smiley_quin @Dramooske There’s one that has a guy hanging by chains over a black void and I haven’t been able to find it since the trend.

I still look back on this meme fondly cause of all the weirdly well done horror cinematography that came out of it.

NTR Manga Character List

My plan to capture a Games Workshop dork, chain him to the basement radiator, and persuade him to use his painting skills to make cunty custom acrylics sets is, all in all, going very well. But someone’s pudding cup ration will be cut until we resolve some last ‘theme’ issues

🤣

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy's shopping spree with Bruce Wayne in Batman: The Animated Series

fully articulate angel wings with functional cd player

Nokia 2300 "Nickel" from 2003

@fandompulse Hey, so remember what happened when WCW went all in on deliberately pissing off the fans in the 90s/00s? How did that work out for them? "Diminishing returns" is a real thing, and Brevoort is a year or two at most away from finding out what that means.

Marvel Executive Editor Tom Brevoort on fan outrage over controversial storylines: "I honestly kind of like it when they go all in like that because it just shows that they are invested in the story. I absolutely want them to take it seriously." Marvel's direct market share: Q1 2025: 37.9%. Q1 2026: 29.4%. Cosmic Book News responded: "Angry fans don't stay angry forever. They leave. Just ask the MCU and Star Wars fans." Did you leave angry, or did you just quietly stop buying?

@psychotronica_ Such is the price one pays for unimaginable Shempower

@dwstatic have to admit the wig has endowed me with a level of confidence I’ve never felt before, like I can take on anything. Unfortunately it smells like shit

no turning back now folks