🍁Kevinth3Caoimhín🍁

@daftcunt97 "....I-...[Chuckles nervously]...I don't think I get what you mean..."

@erhmackshually 🧹🍺: "I can say the same thing about ya. Besides, I hate Hansel and Scizz, so why would I be interested in them"

I prefer Moobs

everything will be okay * permanent solutions to temporary problems

@daftcunt97 "...Unc, stop being mad that Schizz and Big Hansel got together. It's giving-....unrequited lovefailure."

@erhmackshually 🧹🍺: "YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS!"

@GhostyAdri_ "....Sorry Claire, you're not my type."

would youuuuuuuuu ,.. . .,.,. ,. ,. . ,. gve me a big FAT forehead kiss . . . . . . . .

@HuntressPosting //Goes hard af, oml

"The real hunt ends long before the heart stops. It ends the moment she looks back, sees me standing perfectly still, and stops running—not because she’s tired, but because she finally understands that I’m already there."

@nayutagaming @HuntressPosting "Gooberous Arachnid"

This is not me, this is my daughter. I'd never smile and be… whatever this is. Leave her a hello, she is asking.

@MexicanKevinXD "Skell moving in on yo mans"

@erhmackshually What?

"#Mexkevzipgel soap opera update: A new challenger has joined the love triangle!" "SKELL!" "...Man, this writing is PEAK. Better love quadrilateral than Miraculous, FOR REAL!"

@zipthbest_ "Nuh-uh. I'm too kewl to share my choccy milk with a bum like you, hogzilla."

@erhmackshually “ WHAT NO PLEASE “”

"She mad I don't want her, what a bum." "No choccy milk for you, Zip."

"...What..? That's not what-..... ".....Ughhh, fine, but I'm playing it safe. I choose 'Truth'..."

//Who do yall want me to add as a new character on this account? Cubbie or Mister Demi?

@THAT0N3DRAGON "....Does it have something to do with your hands...?" [Still holding her by the wrist, moving hand down to hold and inspect her claws. They're sharp, Kevin sucks in some air as his finger gets nicked] "...Ow, yep, definitely something to do with this..."

@erhmackshually OKAY I GET IT. Damn. He asked me to pick him up which I did. I used the way I usually pick him up. Tail, throw him up and catch him in my arms.. Nothing ever and I mean EVER goes WRONG whenever I did this with him..! guess today.. was opposite day.

( OPEN INTERACTION ) [ why does Zip have blood on her claws. She’s standing in front of her little brother who she accidentally clawed on the face. She looked at you who walked in. ] W- WAIT I SWEAR I DIDNT MEAN IT. I DIDNT EVEN HOLD HIM WITH THAT MUCH FORCE

@THAT0N3DRAGON "...Look, I'm sorry. I don't wanna be mean right now, but your brother needs help. I've only managed to stabilize him for now."

@THAT0N3DRAGON "....Well, I dunno, maybe its just the fact that your brother was covered in scratches and clawmarks and is in a low stability situation right now. Compared to a black eye, that seems to be, well, you know, more serious...?"

@THAT0N3DRAGON ".....Are you sure...?" [Steps closer, looking her in the eyes, as if search for any semblance of honesty] "...Do you-....know what happened...? Just-....tell me. I won't say anything, promise. I just want to know how your little brother ended up like-....that...?"

@erhmackshually Huh. Oh yeah. [ wiping away any tears that might have come cause lately she has been crying black ]

@THAT0N3DRAGON "......Hey, stop, you'll get yourself bloodied too..!" [Grabs her wrist, holding her clawed hand away from her scratched arm] "...You'll get yourself bleeding too...." [🧠]: 'Wait, what am I doing...? Why am I being nice to-...her, of all people?' "...Are you-....okay...?"

@erhmackshually [ shaking a bit. rubbing her arm. She ends up scratching herself with how sharp her claws are ]

@THAT0N3DRAGON "...Thanks..." [Takes them from her, before tying them around and on Chip. Finally, he's fully bandaged up. The bleeding seems to have stopped as well. He's still asleep, or knocked out. Kevin couldn't tell.] "...O-okay, so we're-....done...."

@erhmackshually [ she comes back with bandages]

@THAT0N3DRAGON [Looks at Chip, breathing heavily, checking his weak pulse] "....Just-....hang in there, little guy...." "....what the hell happened...?"

@erhmackshually [ shaking her head ] WAIT WHA OH SHIT RIGHT! [ running off to find more bandages]

@THAT0N3DRAGON "...Z-....no, ZIP, snap out of it...!" [Grabs her by the shoulders, looking her dead in the eyes, face very close to hers, looking her in the eyes] "...I need more bandages. I am working on helping your brother, and you need to COOPERATE with me. Understood?"

@erhmackshually [ she’s zoning out.. where did everything go wrong… ]

@THAT0N3DRAGON "...O-okay, thanks, uhh...." [Slowly applies the disinfectant using the cotton swabs and bandaging him up] "...Sh-shit, this isn't enough-...Zip, can you get some more bandages for me...?"

@erhmackshually [ Zip picks chip up with her tail and places him on the teacher’s desk.