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@LucasSa56947288 Ele ficou entalado com um vibrador e precisou fazer uma cirurgia.

Did something happen to Pete Hegseth? It appears that he’s not been seen for days!!!! What happened to him? 👀

@Purple_rain3180 Tem muitos brasileiros dizendo que leem livros russos, é mentira, o brasileiro não lê porra nenhuma maior do um twitter.

Так, иностранные друзья, с фильмами разобрались, а как насчет русских книг? Что-то читали?

@Geniustechw Sim, era mais legal naquela época.

Serious question: Would you drop social media, smartphones, and all modern tech... to go back and live in the 1970s? 😎

@JamieBonkiewicz Ele ficou entalado com um vibrador e precisou ser operado.

What happened to Pete Hegseth? He seems to have disappeared.

@Nithya_Shrii Sim, fazer você compra um aparelho novo quando a bateria ficar fraca.

Genuine question - why did companies stop making phones with removable batteries? Is there an actual technological reason or is it just another capitalism thing?

@EPMAKOT Depende do que você gosta...

Вы все пишете "come tu Brazil", но она же пиздец огромная! Там дохуя регионов, куда конкретно ехать то надо?

@Rasta_blanc Voce deve ter o pinto muito pequeno.

Maintenant qu'il n'y a plus la barrière de la langue, je peux poser cette question au monde entier : Vous aussi vous mettez vos couilles dans le préservatif où il n'y a qu'en France qu'on fait ça ? Condom 💚💛❤️

@the_culturist_ Uma bosta!

Be brutally honest. What is your opinion on this design?

@Zhitnipalzhi Não! os nomes são escolhidos porque soa bem para os pais, no Brasil um nome muito popular antigamente era Rui...

Когда занимался капоэйрой, были у нас два тренера бразильцы с именами Иван и Игорь, их официальные имена, по паспорту. На вопрос, как так вышло, они рассказали, что в Бразилии, если ребёнок рождается в бедной семье, чтобы он рос крепче духом, то им дают русские имена 🇧🇷 Правда?

@sunnytougi Luz é sinônimo de lampada.

このa luz dormiu acessaってどういう意味のスラングなのかな。調べても出てこなかった！😭

@tomiyokiz O Brasil é uma bosta mas é bom, a Coreia é boa mas é uma bosta.

브라질 친구들, 브라질의 삶에 만족해? 정치 문제로 별로 좋지 않다고 들어서 말이야. 사실을 알고 싶다. 한국은 잘 시간이라 아침에 일어나면 답글 확인할 께. 솔직한 댓글 부탁해. 😴💤

@gambala_codes Quando uma acácia é atacada por uma girafa ele produz toxinas e libera feromônios, todas as acácias em redor começa a produzir toxinas nas folhas, quando se torna intragável a girafa acaba desistindo e indo embora.

Сто раз слышали, что деревья общаются друг с другом через систему корней и грибов и предупреждают друг друга об опасности. Это красиво звучит. Но что они дальше-то делают? Вот ты дерево, получаешь сообщение об опасности, и, что?.. Просто растешь дальше, но чуть более ТРЕВОЖНО?

@CENTCOM FAKE

Yesterday, an Iranian-flagged cargo vessel tried to evade the U.S. blockade after leaving Bandar Abbas, exiting the Strait of Hormuz, and transiting along the Iranian coastline. The guided-missile destroyer USS Spruance (DDG 111) successfully redirected the vessel, which is heading back to Iran.   Ten vessels have now been turned around and ZERO ships have broken through since the start of the U.S. blockade on Monday.

@_A_khalifa Os EAU traíram os palestinos para chupar o pau de Israel e dos EUA, toda a desgraça que cairá sobre os EAU é merecida.

We real Arabs have zero issue living with Jews, Christians, or anyone else! They get full respect, they’re our dear friends. We’ve lived together peacefully for centuries. Let the extremists cry. This is the truth Dubai/UAE are the best proof!

@CENTCOM Fake, os navios da marinha estão a 1600 km de distancia com medo de fogo na lavanderia, só hoje 20 navios chineses que carregaram no Irã e passaram pelo estreito tranquilamente

More than 10,000 U.S. Sailors, Marines, and Airmen along with over a dozen warships and dozens of aircraft are executing the mission to blockade ships entering and departing Iranian ports. During the first 24 hours, no ships made it past the U.S. blockade and 6 merchant vessels complied with direction from U.S. forces to turn around to re-enter an Iranian port on the Gulf of Oman. The blockade is being enforced impartially against vessels of all nations entering or departing Iranian ports and coastal areas, including all Iranian ports on the Arabian Gulf and Gulf of Oman. U.S. forces are supporting freedom of navigation for vessels transiting the Strait of Hormuz to and from non-Iranian ports.

@_A_khalifa Fake, os transponders de navios chineses carregados no Irã estão passando tranquilamente pelo estreito... Só hoje foram 20 navios.

Seeing Dubai & UAE ports jammed with tankers & ships smoothly crossing the Strait of Hormuz, while Iran Regime’s ports are totally dead, zero movement. Man, that just warms the soul and makes you grin like an idiot 😍 Who’s the stronger one now? 😂

@RapidResponse47 @StephenM @POTUS Bloqueio FAKE, os transponders mostram navios chineses carregados no Irã passando livremente pelo estreito.

.@StephenM: "What you're watching now in Iran with the implementation of this blockade is the total resetting of the American power dynamic for the next 100 years...@POTUS has put Iran in a box. He's played the checkmate move. Now, no matter what path Iran chooses, America wins."

@PahlaviReza Traidor filho da puta, espero que eles te peguem e pendurem em uma corda pelo pescoço.

I have arrived in Rome to meet Italian political and business leaders. I will ensure the Iranian people’s voice is not silenced and will discuss the only true path to peace, security, and prosperity for the world— the liberation of Iran from the Islamic Republic.

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Vídeo simulado da investigação da Press TV expondo o fracasso da manobra de trânsito dos contratorpedeiros dos EUA pelo Estreito de Ormuz, na qual eles quase foram destruídos.