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"Will I ever be clever again?" I ask my hormone-deficient brain. Only one way to find out (opens a Twitter account).

🚨 Republican actor James Woods is now facing child predator allegations after trying to take a 16-year-old on a private trip to Vegas. When the young girl informed him of her age, he replied: “Even better.”

"Socialism is the Republican word for anything that helps the people." - Harry Truman

i wanted to touch grass but an unknown company came in early this morning and paved over it

It’s so funny when men accuse women of coordinated campaigns because we all happen to tweet at the same time that some man is a sexist dick. It’s not coordinated; it’s just obvious when someone is a sexist dick.

How come there aren’t hundreds of reporters outside Mitch McConnell’s hospital asking for an update on his condition?

We have A whole ruling class Of Mitch McConnells

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JFC. I just had to block a dozen fake Elon accounts that suddenly started following me. Fuck you Elon and your entire lunatic cult of assholes.

As Trump's filters continue to disappear at this rate we are about eleven days away from him masterbating in public and throwing feces at passerbys.

Trump denied disaster aid to four Democratic-led states. Yet two days earlier, he approved FEMA disaster aid for six Republican-led states. The move is raising questions on whether he’s injecting political motivations into emergency management decisions. politico.com/news/2026/07/0…

@nwi This won't be new jobs! All the current employees will just commute to Hammond. This is stupid. It will generate some much-needed tax revenue for Hammond, though.

A crane company is moving its headquarters from Illinois across the state line to Northwest Indiana. nwitimes.com/news/local/art…

This actually makes sense.

I was 18 when the Anita Hill hearings happened, and I just turned 53, and let me tell you, the only thing that has happened to patriarchy and misogyny in that time is that they've gotten whinier and sneakier.

The pretzel and snack food maker Snyder-Lance, a subsidiary of the soup and food giant Campbell's, is laying off more than 100 workers in Indiana. nwitimes.com/news/local/art…

You know, when I was a kid we had one kind of Dorito and we we were happy to get it

Trump told you he’d run America like a business. He is. It’s called asset stripping. You go in, sell the profitable pieces, gut the workforce, load it with debt, & walk away rich while everyone else holds the bag. Venture capitalist politics.

Woman with multiple degrees and years of activism: I’m not sure I’m qualified to run for office White man who’s committed sex crimes: Hold my beer

Work-around. Worth whatever the extra charge is.

Make Mark drink it

You know what? Undermine their ratfuckery. Announce a goddamn special election RIGHT NOW. If they want to challenge it mitch can show up and do it himself, or invite the Governor to visit him in the hospital for a chat. Stop letting these pricks cheat with impunity.