Emma Stern

🇺🇸🇦🇱 Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams is now officially Albanian. He has been granted citizenship and has received an Albanian passport by a special decree issued by the Albanian president.

SOME ppl need to stop checking the coachella lineup and start lining up they hairlines instead

the meaning of life is that it stops

🚨 Britney Spears says she just found out how to extrude a mesh in Blender: "It's actually really easy ... you just press E 😂🌹🌹!!!"

the fact that everyone hates me now just proves that anti-intellectualism is on the rise

who!!! the fuck is designing Tucker Carlson's merch

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

I have read English summary of Jane Austen’s books including Pride and Prejudice.

I’m way too smart to read books lol. Books are for dummies. “Omg did you hear about what I read” No dipshit I didn’t. Your wife’s ugly why the fuck are you reading a book. You don’t even own a jet you’re poor. Kill yourself.

therapist: you seem to always have a lot of deeply troubled people in your life me: um wow look who's talkin. bitch

honestly so f*cking disrespectful to ask someone "what's the address" like, are you literally asking me to google it for you???? google it yourself!!! bitch

The infamous Steve Harvey clip, where a guest applies an Oprah-endorsed anti-aging cream made from human foreskin-derived fibroblasts, has resurfaced amid 2026 Epstein files releases. Conspiracy theorists claim celebrities use such products for eternal youth, linking the skincare industry's harvesting of neonatal foreskin cells to alleged elite exploitation. Online users on X, Instagram, and TikTok speculate connections to broader sinister networks for beauty secrets.

for skin and seven years ago (a joke that is hilarious but only to real lincoln-heads)

women only want one thing and it's to get brainwashed

I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.