Gene L

A 65-year old mailman decided it was time to retire. When the small commmunity he worked for found out, they decided they should do something nice for him, since he'd served them for the past 45 years. On last day on the job the mailman went up to the first house and the man welcomed him in and gave him a nicely wrapped present to thank him for all his years of service. At the next house they gave him a check for $50 dollars and the 3rd a another check for $50. At the fourth house, a blonde woman wearing silk pajamas invited him and motioned to him to follow her up the stairs and let him into the bedroom, where he had the best sex of his life. When they were done they went downstairs and the woman made him a huge breakfast – waffles, scrambled eggs, bacon and a cup of fresh coffee with a 5 dollar bill underneath. The mailman said, “This has already had been one of the best days of my whole life. Everyone’s been day of my entire so nice to me, but I have to ask – why the 5 dollar bill?" The woman replied, "I asked my husband what we should do for you and he said 'Fuck him, give him five bucks', but breakfast was my idea."

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