Greg Wind

@JonPincince Now you go. I just finished the things that were top of my queue and I'm not totally sold on what's in the next tier.

@JonPincince Severance/Apple. The Diplomat./Netflix Poker Face/Peacock.

Like most teens, my Twitter experience has turned sullen and disillusioned. My feed was full of smart and interesting people, and now it feels designed to make me like people less. I don't need it to change, but then I don't need it at all. #MyTwitterAnniversary

@ThatBootlegGuy No tip is a vote for your human interaction to be replaced by a marginally improved Kurig.

I actually DO know who needs to hear this, but if you’re agreeably sharing this meme, you’re an asshole.

@JGrybowski @jefflevy "45 minutes early is on time" is Orwellian logic and I don't want my brain to work that way. Air travel is broken. In 20 years, they've given us personal screens and bad wifi, while they run the least efficient, predictable and enjoyable service I can think of.

@wisekaren I love a good footnote. I get why people don't like them, but snack-sized packages of interest just outside the narrative flow? A perfect way to keep readers going through longer stretches of prose - especially the ADHD set. independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…

I can’t remember the dream I had last night, but I do know it had footnotes.

@ethangy Shoot, I was going to say founders league, but it closed

@jefflevy Forgotten in their corner, as usual.

@JoelGratcyk I believe the word you are looking for, in local coffee parlance, is "regular." I am not "regular."

@wisekaren Heavy and light makes sense for trucks.

Every time we leave Kittery, Maine, I wonder what this sign is for—High/Low? Heavy/Light? Hyper/Lethargic? Any ideas? FWIW, H goes to 95S and L goes to 95N.

@harrison3 I might have legal drinking age Wilco tshirts.

@mixedmetaphor @im_skullcrusher Seconded. Fantastic set. Looking forward to the next stop in Rhode Island.

@wjdennen If you include water rights?

Is this supposed to be … Rhode Island?

@kairyssdal I want to know how fractured each state's beer market is. I want to see how important the megabeers are, how popular local beers are, and how new labels fare in their first couple of years. I can't be mad Bud beats the best of the 10k. Distribution wins.

@harrison3 @JSellew @InkHousePR I'm thrilled for all of you. Great fit of person to need.

@ThatBootlegGuy I would have hit her with some Nietzsche "will to power," with a sprinkling of post-Marx money as an alienation of power followed by, I donno, Simone de Beauvoir, objectification. Not make it better, but let her know I'm already in that mess. She didn't put me there.

Grocery store cashier was ringing me up when she randomly asked me, "Does money make you happy?" If you're wondering what's for dinner, it's pulled pork sandwiches topped with tangy existential dread.

@ThatBootlegGuy This tweet made me wonder if I missed the Oscars this year. Not yet. In this streamy age, they need a host that makes it less about those in the room, and makes them part of the appeal to the home audience with the message "this work was great and it matters."

Seth MacFarlane not being the worst is a mild upset! Jimmy Kimmel, tho, after mocking Mahershala Ali's name? He's the worst in my house.

@ThatBootlegGuy Food. From the sea.

I mean...it absolutely is? No argument here!

@jasondashbailey @phileil Huh. It was assigned summer reading for my high school freshman here.

The Princess Bride: a grampa reads his sick grandson a book about a pirate reuniting with his ex before she gets married. This was before COVID. #DescribeAMovieBadly