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learn to be happy for other people

listening to that new @CallingAllCptns rn and you should be too 😈

pov: you’re recording vocals in a bajillion dollar studio bonus points if you recognize the song 👀

our new EP, “Karma Casualty” is OUT NOW! 👑👑👑 we’re so stoked to share these songs with you. please give them a stream, share it with a friend, and let us know what you think! ⤵️ linktr.ee/gutterkingband

I cannot wait to share these songs with the world

“and then that all goes into this huge crazy part”

it’s a have two beers and tell my friends I love them kinda night

when I was a kid, I thought “behold” meant like “i be holding.” so when I heard “beauty is in the eye of the beholder,” I thought it meant beauty is defined by the beautiful lmao

calgary show kicked ass like usual! edmonton is up next tomorrow. skip thanksgiving and come to the show instead 🗣️🫵

@MidnightQueen92 we are SO back

So I heard the rapture was rescheduled for Oct 6-7. @gutterbert looks like we have another chance 🥳

Sttwt, if you want to join in on this I can pretty much guarantee you’ll like ONE of these songs if not all four. The new ones are produced by George Lever ‼️

I always crash out when IOS “corrects” what I’m typing then tells me it’s spelt wrong. bro that’s YOUR homework

the rise of AI bands is horrible

@MidnightQueen92 well try again tomorrow 😩

@gutterbert Me either 🙃 I got all dressed up for nothing lol

damn I didn’t get raptured 😔

@wakingrituals okay fingers crossed

@gutterbert I hear they rescheduled it for tomorrow

@wakingrituals I froze ngl 😩

@gutterbert And you didn’t even accept his request smh

omg Noah Sebastian messaged my band

🚨SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 so stoked to be playing with some dope bands next month! tickets in bio 👑 friday, october 10 - calgary, ab @ modern love monday, october 13 - edmonton, ab @ the buckingham see you soon 🫵🫡

just sold merch to someone from japan for the first time….. this is a good enough excuse to book a tour there right?????

the way we spell “receipt” is egregious