morgueline

gonna follow everyone else because i'm a sheep and i'm very tired, hmu hdpocketshaking @ bsky gonna try and dump this stinky site

slug

i have focus-intensive work to do today and it's entirely fucking impossible to get anything done

i guess it's nice?? that im not the only one spending today nauseous and anxious as fuck doesn't really make me feel better though

I'm expecting mail and don't want the porch pirates to get it first, so tomorrow's gonna be fun with how many false alarms and canvassers I'm gonna have to politely deal with ☠️

I think he's happy I'm home

angos being a creep for catsitting

this is a great wedding

the wedding procession included the Kermit the Frog version of rainbow connection which got a lot of stifled laughter, turns out it was supposed to be the instrumental version and nobody in the bridal party knew it was the muppet version til we told them

first person on the shuttle from the hotel because idk how to be chill about being punctual

haven't worn a dress on purpose in over a year 🍂

got all dressed up bc I thought I'd have to hang around and kill time at the wedding venue but turns out there's a shuttle later so just in the hotel bed with all my makeup and jewelry on 🤡

didn’t even know there was an election going on. as a registered voter in the state of pennsylvania, i wish someone could text me 12-15 times a day in an increasingly desperate tone about this upcoming event, which i had forgotten about

beautiful

this is pathetic

so where we goin

morning birdwatching

peepin

coworker’s couple’s costume is that he and his girlfriend went as “two columbos”. they’re just both dressed up as columbo