Franco Ligabue

Official portrait with the #BreakthroughPrize awarded to @CMSExperiment . Photo credits: M. Hoch and #CERN

@astrosteven_ dopo che ho guardato qualche giorno fa su netflix Prometheus, che promet...teva bene dato regista e cast, e invece si è rivelato osceno, non so se guarderò ancora fantascienza negli anni a venire (ammesso che ce ne siano, di anni a venire)

Stasera sarò in sala per uno dei film più attesi dell'anno: Project Hail Mary. Andate a vederlo, fidatevi di me!

Japanese Report: "Why didn't you tell US allies about the war before attacking Iran?" Donald Trump: "Who knows better about surprises then Japan. Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" This man belong in a psychiatric ward.

@jpvanhoy @VWolf83864177 I don't know why I suspected that

@ilbue63 @VWolf83864177 This dude was not any of those things. Literally NONE of them 😆

Another Flerf down. This "Awakened Goyem" (seriously, who misspells their own fucking name?) thought he was the smartest kid in class, couldn't take the heat, got out of the kitchen with the old "homophobic post/immediate block" routine. What a credit to society this clown is. I bet he picks his nose with his index finger.

@C4MURRIUS4 mah io boomer lo sono, e tendo a non usare le maiuscole, giusto perché è più comodo con la tastiera. Ma scrivo dal pc non dal telefonino

mia sorella è 03 e io 99 e mi fa sentire una vECCHIA ogni volta che ci scriviamo perché dice che la maiuscola all’inizio della frase è da boomer ma porcodio raga non possiamo fare più niente che siamo considerati boomer già a 26 anni ma OH MA VOGLIAMO RISTABILIRE LA NORMALITÀ

@jpvanhoy @VWolf83864177 I would have preferred a bare-whatever clean handsome hunk :-) But then at college I was repressed and way deep in my closet

@ilbue63 @VWolf83864177 It's really a tossup, isn't it?

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@jpvanhoy @VWolf83864177 not sure which is worse tho

@ilbue63 @VWolf83864177 Thankfully, no.

@jpvanhoy @VWolf83864177 haha

@jpvanhoy @VWolf83864177 did he ever walk his bareass foot in?

I forget the kid's name, but he was very weird. He would frequently invite himself into your room somehow, and just hang out for awkwardly long periods of time. And, occasionally, he would bite his toenails. Exactly the same way as people bite their fingernails... but his toes. So he would walk his barefoot ass into your room, sit on your couch, and at some point just pick his damn foot up with both hands, and gnaw at a toenail. When it happened in my room, he was summarily ejected.

@jpvanhoy @VWolf83864177

@VWolf83864177 @ilbue63 That reminds me of a dude I knew in college...

Kimi Antonelli aveva scritto sul banco di scuola "DIVENTERÒ PILOTA DI FORMULA UNO" ed è diventato un pilota di Formula Uno Io avevo scritto su un banco "COGLIONE!" e indovinate un po'

Watching Leonardo DiCaprio snap into character will never get old

Spend all day shitting on physics, lying about the physics and economic cases for new colliders, and pumping up cranks and clueless billionaires for populist, contrarian cash from a huge platform. Be confused as to why your audience has a negative view of physics. Pick both.

@BrentTerhune also perhaps the smell?

Nah, I bet it’s your personality

@MoroseJerk @InlandCaGuy I bet "suicide" is a forbidden/censored word too

@InlandCaGuy Not sure why they couldn’t have used committed suicide

I genuinely thought they meant he shit himself what the fuck is wrong with me

@MoroseJerk It's rather, what the hell is wrong with this neo-Puritanism and the modern fear of words

Man cries after receiving a flower for the first time 🥹🥹