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@BillyBoBilly22 @robo_legs @DLoesch Didn't take long for the insults to come out. Everyone knows "no kings " is an anti- trump movement. Why didn't you guys name it "no king ". One implies plural, the other singular. See how easy it is to explain without stooping to insults?

@robo_legs @DLoesch LOL this retard takes slogans literally to the tee 🤣 Only an inbred Trump slurper would think no kings means no kings around the world, I understand that you people are functionally retarded and are having a hard time understanding but this is a protest about American politics

Funny how there is an actual king at the White House right now but no “No Kings” protestors.

@StrategicWin5 @jackunheard It does in the literal sense. You see, if its called no kings, means youre protesting more than one. Would be easier to argue if it was called "no king". The disconnect is "no kings" are the same people who change definitions of words. Like man and woman

I know it’s just a joke but when you see the 100th maga tweet saying this you do wonder if they understand the difference here? Not only is King Charles a ceremonial king, he doesn’t have any power in the United States. Welcoming him does not in anyway contradict the “no kings” protests that are against Trump’s authoritarian anti American overreach. Just for those in the back it might not be paying attention.

“No Kings” ✨Kings✨

@realBrandonGill According to her: World War one-two, electric boogaloo

This is the beginning of World War 12 for Congresswoman Omar.

@EYakoby At this point it looks like the puppeteer are just rushing their plans. Its like watching a soap opera, you watch it at 5x speed it looks like comedy

BREAKING: The UN has elected the Islamic Republic of Iran as VP of the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Review Conference Just last year this very committee found Iran to be in violation of the committee’s policies. You literally cannot make this up.

@jackunheard I'd say I'm caught off guard, but then I'd be lying. This is why people who vote for communism or socialism shouldn't be allowed to influence decisions.

Zohran Mamdani actually just announced a budget crisis... 4 months into his term... New Yorkers, you got played.

@ExxAlerts Waffle house has been pretty quiet since this dropped

ALERT: Taco Bell employee fired shots at customers after they tried to fill their water cup with soda. D’Mari Jy’Quan Patterson was working when 3 female customers came in and asked for water cups. One of the females then allegedly started filling the cup with soda, sparking an argument between Patterson and the women. Patterson then pulls out a gun and shoots one of the women, while grazing another. Police say he chased the 3rd out of the Taco Bell and fired at her, missing and shattering a window. The women drove themselves to the hospital with minor injuries, and Patterson called the cops, admitting to shooting at them. Patterson tried to claim the women were armed and it was self-defence, but the investigation found no other weapons. He was charged with three counts of aggravated assault with a firearm. 📹: Robert Steiner | FB

@harukaawake Why don't we let the Japanese decide what's best for Japan? It's so weird to go to someone's house and tell them what to do. I think people who ignore what's best for the home should be removed

🇯🇵 You just know that guy voted for the exact policies which ruined his home country. Now he's in Japan and demanding we ruin ours too. I have a solution: get out of Japan.

@LaLlave1704 @jackunheard Yeah, its like PETA. Our name means one thing, but we're totally not doing that.

@jackunheard Tell me you don't understand the no kings movement without actually saying it ☝️

King Charles is literally on U.S. soil and there isn’t a single No Kings protest. Where’s the dedication? Where’s the grit? Sad.

@undeadrocket101 @jackunheard I think it would be easier to not mock the movement if the name made sense. No kingS, implies there are multiple. Clearly it is anti-trump, so maybe just call it "no king " without the S.

@jackunheard King Charles is a constitutional monarch which is a mostly ceremonial position compared to the Prime Minister in the UK. The No Kings movement protests against Trump obtaining absolute power and become a full-on monarch. Where's your comprehension in comparative politics? Sad.

@roman2xold @jackunheard So a protest called "no kings" fights against a man who is not a king, but that same "no kings " will stand for an actual king? It's hard to take groups whose actions don't match their name, like PETA. People getting triggered at people being facetious 🙄

@jackunheard You people are actually lacking in common sense why would there be a no kings protest for a state visit of a man who has no role in this country. Goes to show you people have no comprehension why the majority of Americans participated in the protest.

@pmoon1026 @jackunheard The disconnect is that one side knows what words mean, and the other changes definitions to whatever suits them. Basically one side is literal and the other is illiterate

@jackunheard I mean I know snowflake MAGAt cult is stupid but these “no kings” posts take you morons to a new low. MAGAt shows their stupidity grows more day by day. I feel bad for someone when I hear they’re MAGAt. How do you get through the day without swallowing your tongue?

@jackunheard "When we say kings, we don't mean kings" Of course the party that always ignores the definitions of words

@UmariTomoe Pretty weird times we live in. I am of the mentality of "if it bounces when she walks, I shall listen when she talks "

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@hikaruganji History and cultural artifacts are harder to replace than people. You can rebuild it, but it won't be the same. All the years and history will be lost

神社を放火したら、死刑で良くないですか？

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🚨 BREAKING: Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg has DROPPED the assauIt charge against 27-year-old West African Gusmane Coulibaly, who threw ice balls at NYPD officers This guy was also indicted for robbery 3 weeks ago, but is ONCE AGAIN free. NYC IS A JOKE.

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