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@jessimikuh

✨ 31 | she/her | i have no idea what i’m doing 🖤✨ (pfp drawn by @copiasmicstand)

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do you think melania will hire erika kirk's pyrotechnics guy

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"ward off evil spirits" is that like how they used to cure female hysteria with "pelvic massages" and vibrators? just say it's an ancient dildo lol

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A museum in the Netherlands that's recataloging its archives has discovered an ancient Roman phallus carved from bone and measures over eight inches long. Dating back approximately 1,800 years, researchers believe the artifact may have been used to ward off evil spirits.

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Elyn Louise@luizafreitasmis

Was she really a stalker, and how did she get his phone number? Or were they really exchanging messages? Tobias isn't as innocent as everyone thinks, and not every Tobias account on Telegram is fake.

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LeoDaVinciWave@LeoDaVinciWave·1d

A bronze dragon on Munich’s New Town Hall, just sitting up there watching Marienplatz all day.

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autist@litteralyme0·1d

How I walk around knowing I have a disgusting amount of hours on a game that has served no real world value except feeding my rampant autism

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klee is a star! 🌟@greyhoundsrun·1d

reminder: people have unseen disabilities that might make their concert experience look different from yours. they may have to sit a majority of the show, or they may express their enjoyment internally vs externally. worry about your own enjoyment of the show, not others!

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also NEMESIS IS FUCKING SCARY WHAT THE HELLY

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finished re3 and im so jumpy from playing these all week that a police siren irl just scared the shit out of me

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leon kennedy

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@SpicyForgeritus wtf that’s so bizarre???

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Respectful Memes@RespectfulMemes·2d

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@RodeoSlim oh no😭😭

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i just got RE 4-8 for only $50, whoever is in charge of steam sales i am going to kiss u on the mouth

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@jiussyafterdark GORGEOUSSSSSS

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elin 💥@CARD1NALCOPIA·2d

anyway i think tobias should be allowed to hunt ppl for sport and anyone who seeks him or any other celebrity out in their free time needs to explode

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some of y'all are so dumb and weird

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@ghuleh_qu33n yeah so this was originally about his literal irl stalker who has been harassing him for months so this really isn't as funny as you think it is

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zombie queen 🜏 || Copia's Wife 🧃🔞+@ghuleh_qu33n·2d

Alternatively: I should be able to kill Tobias Forge once a year

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tobias forge should be allowed to kill one person a year

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If samwise gamgee isn’t your favorite lord of the rings character we absolutely cannot be friends

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@xzombiexqueen @vannpz welp *add to cart*

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@jessimikuh @vannpz HONESTLY JESS 😭😭😭😭 they have Hello Kitty Blossom and Cinnamoroll Bubbles too 😩

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Jo@xzombiexqueen·2d

Me and @vannpz are in DMs collectively cursing Sanrio right now for not shipping these to our countries because she's Kuromi and I'm Buttercup and this just a fucking travesty because they released us in plush hybrid form and we NEED THEM 😩😭☠️

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