John Mark Painter

@RealCoryEdwards A’Spara Gus P

Just a heads up, I’m going to start copywriting as many random rap names as I can before they’re all snatched up. CURRENT LIST: Trapeezie Sneezie Junk For Sale Bumpadocious F’d-Up Orange Juice Watta Lotta Dollas Eggs Crunchy Bitz Go Dog Go Qwzzrbzzntch-4K5G

@kevinmax @kevinmaxg @Twitter @TwitterSupport Bummer...he’s nicer than you ;)

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@eltoddro That’ll make a great bumper sticker

I need help from someone who speaks Biden...

@CortesSteve Sounds like he was a downer at parties sfmuseum.net/bio/jserra.html

A violent horde toppled a CA statue of a great missionary and Catholic saint, Father Junipero Serra. Patriots, the Left plays for keeps while so many “conservative” leaders just seek to placate the mob. The madness must stop. Are you angry yet??? twitter.com/jrivanob/statu…

@GodwinZak @POTUS Hey Zak! Long time no see! Do you happen to still have your old HiWatt cab?

@jordanbayne Shot squats?

Anybody else have have the impulse to workout while drinking whisky?

@philmadeira @lindseyguitar Maybe they were finally proclaiming their undying love after being moved by the performance

@lindseyguitar Yes, watching a person texting all night from the front row, center, right in front of Emmylou Harris as she delivers a glorious set of music. Although, the daggers from my eyes might cause the audience to wonder wtf is wrong with one of her bandmates...

Is there anything worse than watching someone facebook live from the orchestra pit of a musical?

@RealCoryEdwards Definitely needed more blood

Disney’s next “live action” remake is “Bambi.” Sigh. OR make a NEW movie! One in the “spirit” of “Bambi.” In the “tradition” of “Bambi.” But to just do “Bambi” again? Yay, new technology, but this live action trend is not “pioneering.” This is not what got them here.

#TeflonDon ?

@RealCoryEdwards Keep it below a 1:4 ratio and you should be ok

Quick Quesh... how much gingerbread can the human body take?

@RealCoryEdwards There’s someone for everyone

HEY NERDS, look how much my wife loves me! #MerryChristmas

Bipartisan .... not Mypartisan

@RealCoryEdwards Reminds me of a game we used to play while touring. Kind of a low IQ version of Scrabble angelackerman.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/img_67…

Somebody’s a HO. But proud of it.

@RealCoryEdwards @Jon_Favreau #whereisJarJar?

It’s VERY clear that the people who are making this love Star Wars. It’s like @Jon_Favreau made a list of everything he loved and tried to jam it in there. And who knew disintegrating Jawas could be so satisfying? #Mandalorian (3/3)

Finally onboard and ready to talk #Mandalorian. What are we calling big fans of this? Mandys? Mandalovers? MandoFandos? ManniPeddi’s? (1/3)

#BetterThanAWhistleBlower youtu.be/0XK797-vj4k But still no Robert Tilton youtu.be/me2H7Ja93Wg

@RealCoryEdwards @BrianLynch How about “Scooby-Don’t”?

@BrianLynch I pitched an aged-up, live action Scooby I described as “Ghostbusters with college kids,“ or “the ‘Batman Begins’ of Scooby Doo movies.” (Sort of) I was gonna call it “THE MYSTERY MACHINE.” I probably swung too hard for the fences, but it’s the movie I would’ve wanted to see.

@philmadeira @Franklin_Graham @POTUS @potustate ?

@Franklin_Graham You are unbelievable. Stop w the politics. Stop siding with the worst president ever @POTUS apostate.

It’s a day of shame for America. The media is calling the Democratic-led impeachment inquiry “historic;” and it is—historically shameful. That our politicians would bring this kind of harm to our country with the world watching is unbelievable. 1/2

@philmadeira @cindy_w_brandt He was on the cruise

@cindy_w_brandt Never heard of him, which makes me feel very cool.

How long before John Crist comes back to a thriving career? 🙄