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@Gladwell "comedy outsider" is a really interesting way to call yourself unfunny...

Oops. This is a better link. malcolmgladwell.bulletin.com/22453483971456…

skinny kim jong un? we're in trouble

I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.

The greatest comedian of all time. Truly a heartbreaking loss.

Be careful you don’t trade your freedom for a false sense of security.

people who like drake... do you like the beats he doesn't produce, the lyrics he doesn't write, or the rapper he's pretending to be? Just curious.

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@SaintKeenan language! don't let your foul mouth distract others from the truth

Call your Senator. Tell them you want innovation and economic prosperity to stay in the United States. Retweet to spread awareness!

I’m grateful to my ancestors for fleeing the famine in Ireland, so I could practice intermittent fasting here in America.

if you think comparison is the thief of joy, you are comparing yourself to the wrong people

Crypto regulation is not consumer protection. It is bank protection, it is incumbent protection.

@alexaplay400lux @zoe_kulick you know that pasty boy would burn quick and have to spend the show covered in aloe in a dark room #TeamJacob

@zoe_kulick True but he is actually too hot to handle

Edward Cullen would win too hot to handle with ease

In 1775, the British brought war to America. In 2015 they brought James Corden. What atrocity will they burden us with next?? #USA

i can count the number of canadians i like on ONE hand. i can also count the number of canadians i know on one hand

@alexaplay400lux thank god you're in a single kiddo

just know that if i walk into a dorm room and see one of these in 2021.........i'm running out

🚨🚨 BRITNEYS INSTA SEEMS TO FIRE BACK AT JUNO LYNNE #FREEBRITNEY

i do NOT like the suns

Just got tickets to @normmacdonald's show on Veteran's Day 2021. God bless America!!!

@alexaplay400lux love it, i am still totally team ben!

never have i ever is just too good