Chris Vermeulen

TIL about the @LarabellesPHP community. larabelles.com

Live demo of Laravel in Kubernetes by @lone_developer 💻

🎤Speaker Announcement! @lone_developer will be talking about "Laravel and Kubernetes". Get your tickets: laravellive.uk

@tunguz Don’t tell anyone I told you. Get Visual studio (not code) installed. The built in terminal is root. Cron for fork bomb every 15-30 minutes. Complain. Repeat until happy.

Asking for a friend.

@Mastacheata It seems I’ve lost this entire machine. I created it 8 years ago, and had nothing in terms of backups in place, and subsequently have lost all of the content on it, and that sucks. Is there a specific piece you were looking at ? I’ll be able to help out with a doc :)

@Mastacheata Hi Benedikt 👋🏻 I’m having a look now

@lone_developer hey there, we don't know each other, but I found your Laravel in k8s posts on your website last week and found them really helpful in designing my own Dockerfiles for a Laravel in k8s setup. Sadly your website is gone atm, any chance it'll come back? Thx

@aditii_hehe @downbadcomment @SongFinderBot

@downbadcomment She thought he wanted a hug 💀😭

the craziest interactions of all time a thread🧵

Salt is important in both culinary experience, and password protection.

Also recently had someone respond to a team message that started: "Certainly. Here is a formatted professional response: "

Me: "Great work on implementing X features" Them: "I am very thankful of your support in the features I have been involved in. I appreciate the opportunity to contribute to the success of our team. I will continue to work diligently ..." Me: 🤔

I've noticed a massive increase in AI generated responses from folks when they respond to messages in Slack. They are third-language english speakers. I get it. It is however funny to see formally worded responses to DMs in Slack. Humans are now talking to humans through AI.

@enunomaduro I started building a web app recently using Laravel after a couple years not building with it. It’s so good. It makes me happy.

I love how clean PHP and Laravel look these days... 🧘🏻

Amazon TV Stick now showing ads when I switch on the TV is … just plain shit really …

My team’s use of emoji’s in their pull request titles have increased from 0 to 20%. Does that mean I’m succeeding at this management thing ?

It’s finally here 🤓 new website 🎉🎉🎉 helenbartimote.co.uk

@ianmiell 😂 So perfect

The way zsh does autocomplete

I asked Chad to rephrase an entire technical proposal as someone who wears a beanie and says "bruv" a lot. I think I'm going to update the company guidelines, so that this is the ONLY way you're allowed to submit proposals now ... innit ?!

When 15K of your 18K AWS bill is data transfer.

@NoContextHumans Brown King Kali 🤷🏼‍♂️

What’s yours?👇😂