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@LeslieAnnHorgan It’s even pronounced “ten-urra gurl”

Hang on, is Tanora a Cork thing?!?!

@lokiscottishrap Absolutely and it doesn’t help much that intestinal issues are also a possible symptom of the virus.

@LeslieAnnHorgan It’s even raining here in western Canada from your garden endeavours. 🌧 This is the prairies - it hardly ever rains here! Sheesh.

Gonna put my hands up and take responsibility for the change in the weather. I put an undercoat on something in the garden yesterday - it will now rain forever. Sorry folks 😓

@SophieMcPhysio Congratulations. Stay safe!

I am over the moon to be offered my first B5 post 🙌🏽 I can’t wait to get started 😆 #physio 🌈

@TVGavin You’ll probably get better at spelling - that’s something.

I wasn’t great at normal before this pandemic. I’m pretty sure I will be extra terrible at it after. #wierdo

@StevESPNKim Dislike “means streets of...” eejits who break the law and are mostly dead above the shoulders. One of them has pled guilty to threatening this level of violence to his OWN children. Why are these types of men idolized and reaping that $ when so many better men are more deserved

Conor McGregor says he can beat Floyd Mayweather: 'I promise my life on it' espn.com/boxing/story/_…

@tripgore Seeing as he’s about 104 I bet he’s really trying to get some Lysol in through that window just in case.

A Priest giving social distance blessings with a squirt pistol and what, I'm assuming, is Holy water. 2020 folks.

@FredSargeant I’m pretty sure this is just a photo from an 80’s band era Smash Hits magazine.

This is Alex Drummond, an adult human male who claims to be a lesbian (yes, he's kept his dangling bits & has skipped the hormones) and believes that real lesbians who aren't into penises are transphobic and should be excluded from the lesbian community. Yeah, this guy.

@thedailybeast Also, NOBODY in their right mind would support a wet market. NOBODY in their right mind would oppose veganism. NOBODY is upset with Bryan Adams over those two points.

@thedailybeast Why bother “apologizing” with “if you were offended...”? Surely that’s reinforcement of “I meant every word but my publicist is mad at me now.” And oh the irony of his anger in missing his concert payday while calling others greedy bastards. Hangry xenophobes are just so 90s.

Bryan Adams has attacked what he called “bat eating bastards” for his concert tour’s cancellation trib.al/p60ZoCm

@francesbarber13 Do that tomorrow too

@sinahogan Are you pulling it out?

No job is worth losing your hair over #Hairlossfromstress

@TaraSlone “Ah bless.”

You’re so much prettier in person! 😬

@sequinpants @MikeGrunwald @svdate And POTUS doesn’t seem to know what happens in between. 🤷‍♀️

Thermometers are bullshit, too. One day they’ll say you don’t have a fever and the next day they’ll say you do have a fever.

@beatlebug69 @Baddiel I’m pretty sure she’s just doing a word search online.

@Baddiel This is just a whole load of biblical references that shows she knows the book quite well. So what? Do people really think that this will change anything. Just another ploy by Trump to eat the Bible Belt to vote for him.

Well, that’s that sorted. Can’t believe no one thought of it before.

@cbcbooks I thought X Ae A-12 was code for Tenasho.

Laura Wattenberg, founder of namerology.com and author of The Baby Name Wizard, says parents who choose a name like this aren't "thinking from the baby's perspective." cbc.ca/radio/thecurre…

@KimsConvenience @SugithVarughese Fraggle Rock is on its way back - did you hear? You had coffee, worked out for a good, say, seven minutes then spent way more time than that preparing the ingredients for a cocktail - so are you Irish? And I was left wondering which software you write with...

Let's check in with our pal @SugithVarughese and see how he's handling self-isolation.

@happyfeetholmes My condolences. What a fabulous picture to treasure. He’s looking at her the way she’s looking at you. Marvellous light from both of them.

My grandmother passed away and I wanted to share what a light she is. She was my buddy, my cheerleader, wise teacher & even my backup dancer. She embraced people's differences. Love you Noon & Poopa. I cherish every card game, laugh, and adventure. Thank you. Till we meet again.

@YoYo_Ma @yasminereports my condolences on such an obvious and tragic loss for your family.

For those grieving. Albinoni: Adagio in G Minor #songsofcomfort

@Independent_ie See? They CAN social distance.

Gemma O'Doherty and John Waters' challenge of coronavirus laws 'doomed' to fail, High Court hears buff.ly/2YGwhSE