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@KiprutToo Kiboiboen missing'

Chamgei Twitter family, Oboiboen?

@omgsidewalks Definitely 💯

be honest would you pick your mom again in the next life??

@Ruthjelagat13 We wachana na nywele, my sisters were not allowed to wear trousers until after high school. Last born ndo ameshinda mathe sana yeye alianza akiwa primary.

Kusuka mtoto hivi na kumtoboa maskio inaezafanya nirudushwe Marakwet jameni😂😂Mabwana zenu si wakali? parents?. Iko mchezo hapana fanyika huku na hii ni moja.

@goaldigger_ke Is that what happens with Key & Peele too, because everytime I see one of their skits, it's like I am seeing it for the first time.

I came to learn that Mr Bean only had 15 episodes. In total. That’s crazy to me. That’s a Mandela Effect. As a kid, I could have sworn I watched 100s. 😅

We had one just like this, it used to show heat, get serviced but would not get pregnant. This happened three times.We even called vets but could not give a proper solution or answer to the problem. We gave up on her and was about to be given out to certain family for makumbusho (kalenjins and Catholics know). Then one day, several months after the last service attempt, out of no where, it gave birth to a very healthy calf. To date, no one can explain how that happened.

I am shocked that people do not know that infertile cows exist. We consider them blessings in a herd, and at our home we do not sell them. They are normally allowed to grow to maturity and are then slaughtered at home for the community to celebrate.

@KeKirwa Difference ya ratish na kipketin ni gani??

Nikikunywa ratish tumbo huwa inanipeleka mbaya sana.

@Kimuzi_ Mchawi tena! Si mganga??

Frame 1 &2🔥. Kama hatungekua mchawi Ningetembea uko one day.

@TimKipchumba Definitely

Elgeyo Marakwet proves this

@kamauwaruhiu @ivymuthe @Mastardcesh Jameni😂😂

@ivymuthe @Mastardcesh With kisiiis you never know they might be shooting a music video , yesu ndiye mlango.

A Toyota Probox was caught on camera recklessly transporting passengers in its boot along a road in Kisii County, raising serious safety concerns among residents.

@LeeRussian Kuna that arrow Kwa fuel gauge inapoint the side with filling cap.

It's important to know your vehicle's tank side when getting in a petrol station...

@4Real_KE Hapa unaskia Bei ya injectors badala ya ku sweat unatoa steam.

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@SomoinaKapeen We still have those back in the village but sai zimelala tu. Zinatolewa tu December vijana wakienda msituni. Those things are complicated to start up.

Mshwahi ku tumia ile taa ilikuwa inaitwa pressure lamp ilikuwa na tambi..ama koroboi?

@Monty_Hasashi Huyu anaunda ile drink ya lil Wayne (Purple drunk)

This guy used to come to our hospital to buy a cough syrup (name withheld for obvious reasons). Every 4 days. I thought he was really sick. Then I asked him one day kwani how serious was the cough. The nigga looks at me and says "kikohozi gani? Hii ni ya pombe". I was innocent fr

@Haky49501827 Hapo kwa watchman kupata 80k sijui but what I know is that pesa Iko Kwa contract ndo inaingia Kwa account. That is kama employer haja provide accommodation.

Wait! Ati watchman Qatar analipwa 80,000 KES,is this net salary ama gross?Ebu someone confirm if this source is true,nianze ku apply sai😂

@_griftine Kipande hii wanataka 500

Ndio kumonetize x unafaa kua na verifieds wangapi?

@mts__kid Waambie Niko huku

Bandit is a movement, we're at 21k moots . Thanks all 🥳😍♥️

@AmosSalau8404 Kama accommodation costs itakuwa covered na shule then ni deal poa.

My school is organizing a trip to mombasa 1500ksh though food on you,Does it worth it ama hapa tunagongwa?

@SomoinaKapeen Huku nje wanasema unatumia laki Moja Kila siku dia.

Abundance tupu!

Làkini Moji Shortbaba naye anasema 'shuka usitumane', na anajua akishuka ni hivo atadissolve Dunia na ndo wengjne wetu tunaanza maisha. 😂😂

@MaryK2022 Si inafaa kuwa hivi ama?? It's a subscription.

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