Young White Chinese Grandpa

@thatsgoodweb Been working on a wizard painting it’s going to be fucking sweet

Jjk is so funny this is really all Tojis fault

The ass guy seeks to understand, the boob guy is okay with not understanding

If she listens to pantera she’s going to cheat on you

You know I’m the coolest bartender ever cause one of my regulars just tipped me with this

Date idea, sloppy toppy in the car and then we go get a Bloomin’ Onion and a milkshake

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue

The face of a man who does not want to work

Impresionante, inventaron la iguana.

If I see someone in a fear of god essentials hoodie I have to assume that they have never had an original thought in their entire life

every fantasy series now is indeed called The Ballad of Blood & Bone & every back cover blurb is like Lenora Sparrowlove was the first of her clan to be born without magick. Or so she thought, until her Seventeenth Name Day arrived.

Every time I close my eyes I crash a thousand cars and all my loved ones Hi

One of my favorite activities in the world is getting drunk and diving deep into live music performances

a LONGLEGS movie focusing on the titular character and *not* Lee Harker solving a new mystery is quite possibly the least interesting way to expand on that story.

Elliot Smith is so good dude

People are rightfully shitting on this but as someone who has been forced to listen to every top 20 country song hundreds of times, I can tell you the biggest pop culture anomaly is Morgan Wallen. That dude exclusively makes the worst dogshit you’ve ever listened to

Guitar guys having 15 guitars sounds ridiculous until you realize that you really need that many

mayonnaise by the smashing pumpkins

Need this more than air

I think I’m going to get a tattoo tomorrow to feel better about life