Crypty McCryptoFace

Came up with "Crypty McCryptoFace" at #MISCconf as a joke, now consensus is that I need to make it my display name. OP delivers!

@joinonepay Hey, way to solicit the information and do absolutely nothing with it. Congratulations, you succeeded in wasting more customer time and generating more ill will. 👏👏👏

@mccryptoface Sincerest apologies! Please send us a DM so we can help. Thanks!

@joinonepay My partner’s husband died, and when she called to let you know you shut down *her* account instead, causing her paycheck to be returned. She’s now being told she has to wait half a week for deposit to clear. Memorial service is tomorrow. Worst customer service ever.

@joinonepay I have been a OnePay customer for four years. She has been one for almost ten years. Neither of us will ever trust @joinonepay with our finances again.

@joinonepay CSRs refuse to acknowledge the *colossal* mistake, blandly reiterate process as though from a script without any interest in escalation, and offer zero ideas to attempt help. CSRs refuse to *identify* themselves beyond first name. I have never been more disgusted.

In the interests of transparency, here is a listing of some of the @DOGE "lieutenants" currently rifling through government files & databases without much oversight. (We've sorted by gender and age, just for the fun of it.)

Already not looking forward to it... 😆 But let's have a good one #Woofgang !! 🐾🐾

Actually, really liked the Apple Intelligence announcement. It must be a very exciting time at Apple as they layer AI on top of the entire OS. A few of the major themes. Step 1 Multimodal I/O. Enable text/audio/image/video capability, both read and write. These are the native human APIs, so to speak. Step 2 Agentic. Allow all parts of the OS and apps to inter-operate via "function calling"; kernel process LLM that can schedule and coordinate work across them given user queries. Step 3 Frictionless. Fully integrate these features in a highly frictionless, fast, "always on", and contextual way. No going around copy pasting information, prompt engineering, or etc. Adapt the UI accordingly. Step 4 Initiative. Don't perform a task given a prompt, anticipate the prompt, suggest, initiate. Step 5 Delegation hierarchy. Move as much intelligence as you can on device (Apple Silicon very helpful and well-suited), but allow optional dispatch of work to cloud. Step 6 Modularity. Allow the OS to access and support an entire and growing ecosystem of LLMs (e.g. ChatGPT announcement). Step 7 Privacy. <3 We're quickly heading into a world where you can open up your phone and just say stuff. It talks back and it knows you. And it just works. Super exciting and as a user, quite looking forward to it.

@lyamthomas The world's financial markets move on a "fear and greed index" for a reason. Human psychology is really quite depressingly simple when you get right down to it.

It's the Miss Anthropocene anniversary so here's the music video for 'So heavy I fell through the earth' I decided to finish it last night finally haha

@TactiFail Legit misread that as "can't wait to goatse what will be done with it" and well...

Can't wait to gosee what will be done with it

My badge is expiring soon. What should I do?

@EricWollberg @PropheticAI Congrats, and good luck on the beta! Following this project with great interest.

First beta user scans received. Check your inbox if you signed up for the beta program.

Community Alert: Phishing emails are currently being sent out that appear to be from CoinTelegraph, Wallet Connect, Token Terminal and DeFi team emails. ~$580K has been stolen so far 0xe7D13137923142A0424771E1778865b88752B3c7

Scientific paper mills (networks for publishing fake academic papers) are proliferating with the advent of LLM AI's -- and the scientific establishment has yet to grapple with it. Here, Sabine @skdh breaks it down... youtu.be/6wN8B1pruJg?si…

Today I learned you can cancel floors in elevators by long pressing them… WHAT!?! You don’t have to wait it out if someone pushes something then gets off…. Apparently this has been normal for decades….

I was looking into methods to hook my Obsidian vault up to my own server / potentially have a folder where I can drop things to trigger a hugo build with a new post. Found this from the CEO of Obsidian on vcware and principled software. Really resonates. stephango.com/vcware

This is one of the coolest things I have seen in a long time

@UrsulaV Lol, more like T. Kingphisher, amirite? There's a reason my favorite joke phishing test account is named "Martin Pescador" 😂

It feels weird having to say this, but if someone contacts you on Facebook claiming to be T. Kingfisher and tries to sell you on a marketing person on Fiverr, that is NOT me. Also, wtf?

@Meltymochii @itsmeltymochi HOLY CRAP that looks like a fun set!

Who knew being an adult meant I'd rather spend on Lego sets than on groceries? 😂