sam dickinson’s beauty pill dealer

double hoodie so he could be double cozy i get it

@mc71esbian just remembered how it feels to sit in a hockey rink ignore me

@mc71esbian two hoodies for 20° weather mind you

double hoodie is diabolical

@orphicalIy no you’re so right actually

@mintymack this is the whole point, the only point one might say

not the point but waow. i wish he wore his hair floppy all the time.

@ryanleonardgoat clawnor mcdavid feline draisaitl gabe purreault nick mewzuki will smith kitty denver meowey william kneadlander fraser mittens or furaser minten sorry i love puns its stupid

JUST IN RYANLEONARDGOAT IS HOSTING THE STANLEY CAT!!!! PLEASE COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE NHL PLAYER CAT NAMES TO ENTER

@mc71esbian dan and phil always at the damn scene

why the hell is sidcros jockstrap posted on the official ao3 page

@barkboeser @AstralDelusion not the $1000 card casually sitting there

it’s giving “we have the shark tank at home”

@neutrlmackhotel thmitty

erm why is he missing a tooth

@500FootAntelope @Encyclia_7411 @pwhl__detroit engagement bait successful but how are you gonna say that 75% of the pwhl is homophobic when probably 75% of the pwhl is gay

@Encyclia_7411 @pwhl__detroit She’s a top 5 player in the league and if you think she’s homophobic then you definitely don’t want to hear what 75% of the league’s players have to say. If you think she’s transphobic, then you don’t want yo hear what 95% of the players have to say.

not only from a player perspective, but also a PR one, this signing makes absolutely NO SENSE. not only is she violent and insanely physical on ice with 4 suspensions in 2 seasons, shes the most hated player in the league. what are we doing @pwhl__detroit, im geniunely confused??

they are actually toddlers

in case anyone was wondering this thread ruined my day

got told to shut down my account today by a grown man on twitter so this is me announcing that i am shutting down my account. i will continue to supply sam dickinson with his beauty pills from behind the scenes.

to be clear in case i wasnt: im laughing at the dichotomy of pride tape thanking sjs for such a big pride night while nhl follow tracker was reminding us that a lot of members of the team are at best indifferent towards this potus. this tweet isnt about mack specifically lol

pride tape posting this while wsh is firing rent lowering gunshots 😭😭😭😭

pwhl detroit stocks today

@bluishsmeraldo u have misunderstood my tweet friend. i was laughing at the dichotomy of pride tape thanking san jose for such a big pride night while we were being reminded that there’s a bunch of ppl on their team who fw trump, including will and mack lol

mack follows her too? 😭

i love when people repost videos that i post so that “sam dickinson’s beauty pill dealer” is in the corner of the video

@wattshcky i am so sorry for how this aged

are we safe for the night now... can i relax?

i knew mack would have done multiple tries to try to beat wennberg LMFAO

@joscelynven 😭😭

@mintymack airbnb saw all the ppl tweeting that u couldn't pay them to go and realized that they couldn't ask for too much

why is the macklin celebrini airbnb soccer camp free