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@sswyrs My landlady once told my roommate to tell me to “dress decently” when I go for a walk downstairs in the evening because “she has young sons who look at me”. I was wearing my dad’s XXL shirt which went down to half my thighs, and sweatpants.

is this all there is

@rtwlz But why don’t they sell tickets? How is this possible

10% of AMC movie showings sell no tickets at all. I made a site that finds them. Go enjoy your private theater

90% of romance novels are inherently conservative bc most of them end with marriage and babies and i will not be arguing about this

@IndianGems_ What park is this?

This park was built at a cost of ₹232 crore So the public could visit and relax Yet it has almost no significant trees in a place where temperatures reach 45°C. Absolute Engineering marvel 🤡

"only you shawty, hehe"

@OocTobeyM Where is this from?

Tobey Maguire and Timothée Chalamet playing poker

@GuadagninoFilms When was the bright image of them during the set on the livestream? I def missed that!

TIMOTHÉE AT COACHELLA

@buzztinishot does anyone catch what he says after jack’s name?

Where is this live chat that’s being shown on screen?! Is it the YouTube chat? #BIEBERCHELLA

@beliebinteam @jbvancarthen What is that area ahead of you? Why will it be cleared at 10?

BIEBERCADEEEEE #BIEBERCHELLA @jbvancarthen

@michaelcollado What show is this from

Every day we get closer and closer to this as our reality.

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with kids

Why is Teyana grabbing at the Oscar!! Let the winners be able to do their speech with their Oscar in their hand. So classless and trashy #Oscars

@yducknow Why do I not have a single original experience

when you forget what you were thinking about so you recreate the chain of thoughts that lead to that thought

@Wario64 Is there a way to see exactly what time this was posted?

Netflix Declines to Raise Offer for Warner Bros. ir.netflix.net/investor-news-…

@goldengibees How does the lottery work

smiling through it all i can’t believe this is my life

why are documentaries so long-winded for no reason with interviews of irrelevant people like omgggg, get to the point!! A 1 hour story told in 3 hours

Everything is sexual now, but nothing is sexy. Sexy is becoming a rare commodity.

@arinizzley Does this cover fees both ways as well?

Love and respect for your fans should always come before money. No exceptions.