Megan Win

@andiejak5 our wee liability🫶🏼

Sometimes eryn just does things n am like naw what am i DOING

That green green grass song by George Ezra makes me want to jump off a bridge head first everytime it comes on

It's actually not normal to laugh like that at other people hurting Those boys are weird #loveisland

@AnaLucia2829 @RosalynMary_ and all night💔

She’s a 10 but she works all day

the way Paige looked at him, SHE FUCKIN KNEW #LoveIsland

the casa amour recoupling is like the superbowl or the world cup final for the girls and the gays #LoveIsland

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So if a woman is raped at gunpoint and becomes pregnant, the gun is the most protected party in that situation.

me: “this love island is so dead it’s disgusting me.” #LoveIsland  also me at 9pm everyday on itv:

me coming back to twitter from 9-10pm every night for the next 8 weeks #LoveIsland

literally all I can think of every time I see Amber Heard scribbling on her notes

Landlords should also have to give us references from their last tenants

An 11-year-old who survived the school shooting in Texas went into survival mode and put someone's blood on herself to pretend she was dead. The classmate next to her died and then saved her life. This is the kind of trauma you hear from an active war zone, not a 4th grade class.

picturing the look on the poor wifey’s face when she gave us the keys to our new house and we told her we were excited to have drinkable tap water😂 you don’t know the half of it chick

Let the packing commence🏡

not me triple checking my alarms for work even though I’ve got two kids who wake me up at 6am anyway

@Butcherskye11 He left Mums cat in Bernisdale so wouldn’t rely on that fella x