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Rice gone off with illness.
They need to put him in a bowl of mobile phones overnight and he’ll be fine.
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@ole_ppaps
I tell stories from numbers. Data Science and all related aficionado.
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Kisumu residents slap PS Charles Hinga with "Uongoo" chants as he try to explain that with just Kshs 3,000 you can get an affordable housing unit in Kisumu.
Wueeeh 🤣🤣🤣
Babu
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@BantuExplorer @Nyokaffiii Cobras are confrontational and very aggressive.
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@Nyokaffiii Nyoka haikujiangi mtu. Infact huwa inatoroka. It attack when it feels threatened
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Hapa sasa unaanzia wapi? Umekwama kwa roof juu nyumba imeflood alafu yonder in the horizon unaona tunyoka tumekuja kukuja 🤣🤣🤣 na vile zinakuanga na mbio kwa maji
Daily Loud@DailyLoud
INSANE: 900 Snakes, Including Venomous Cobras, Escape into Village from Breeding Farm After Massive Flooding in China.
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Those saying pass ndo hufika shop na kusema "nataka laptop ya pink na ikuwe na vlc."
gids@gidikariuki
Smash or Pass?
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Today, Kenya is copying Norway’s sovereign fund model for its new infrastructure fund.
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In the 80’s when Kenyans were facing persecution from Moi’s special branch and the likes of Omondi Tunya in the judiciary and Bernard Chunga in the prosecution, Norway opened up its doors for people like Raila and Koigi wa Wamwere. Kenya severed diplomatic ties with Norway
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I hope the vikings embarrass these colonisers so bad.
Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧@DefenceHQ
Norway may row. But England roars 🦁🦁🦁 Good luck tonight team, from our Armed Forces around the world! 🏴 @England
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Drivers have normalised bad road manners that basic courtesy surprises them.
Kiambu_Finest@Nganga_one
Kuna time nilikuwa nadrive hiyo stretch ya Mai Mahiu,nikiwa nyuma ya truck I noted something,every time the trucker would indicate right,gari ilikuwa inapita from the opposite side,this continued for sometime...I later realized he was trying to send message. Wacheni niwafunze kitu you only learn in defensive driving class,ukiwa nyuma ya truck alafu uone akiindicate right,he is trying to tell you usiovertake,atafika point aindicate left, he's telling you it's safe now to overtake. Knowing that might save your life someday.
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@ole_ppaps Life starts at 40, they say... 2 years to go...
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I see people commenting that he's an elder because he was on class 7 in 2005...
I was in form 3...
I guess I'm old enough to lay hands on people, spit on them and break generational curses!!!
Jay@_mr_mutinda
My first heartbreak was in class 7, 2005. Went home after school listened to We belong together by Mariah Carey nikalia kama kipii.
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Dairy farming pays daily while maize farming pays poorly once a year.
Heisenberg@DrJuma_M
I was in Muranga and they Don't Plant Maize Huko,They Plant Something they Call Thaara and I didn't understand the Logic.
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