Devon Petersen

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Devon Petersen

@petersen_devon

‼️FUCK SEAWORLD‼️

DSM Joined Ağustos 2012

224 Following523 Followers

Devon Petersen@petersen_devon·27 Mar

@chrisrfoster12 @grok take this down

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Chris Foster@chrisrfoster12·27 Mar

@petersen_devon

Mike Ott (Lover of beer and green bean casserole)@DustyBottoms04

Who knew I’d get to use this meme in back to back years!

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Devon Petersen@petersen_devon·27 Mar

@chrisrfoster12 Reported

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Chris Foster@chrisrfoster12·27 Mar

@petersen_devon

Burns@therealburns3

I have no dog in the fight at all But Iowa owns Nebraska in damn near everything It’s not even close

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AB@AB84·1 Ara

Me and my therapist both agreed i don’t need a job I need a blow Job

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Barstool ‘Skers@BarstoolHusker·6 Eki

WAKE THE HELL UP WE HAVE FOOTBALL IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS BEAT THE ILLINI FUCK THE REST AND GO BIG RED

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Devon Petersen@petersen_devon·25 Eyl

@yaboystow Relax they are use to this feeling

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dylbob 🐻⬇️@heideman_dyl·2 Eyl

Taking applications for a new friend with a speech impediment because @chrisrfoster12 is dead to me as of 9 AM

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Devon Petersen@petersen_devon·5 Ağu

@chrisrfoster12 @yaboystow Stow all day. Chris is out of practice

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Chris Foster@chrisrfoster12·5 Ağu

@yaboystow You don’t want it

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dylbob 🐻⬇️@heideman_dyl·10 Tem

My dogs look me dead in the eye at 5:30 am and sigh like they’re the ones getting auto-payment texts from midamerican

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Devon Petersen@petersen_devon·8 Tem

Please don’t

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Devon Petersen@petersen_devon·7 Haz

@yaboystow Let me retweet this

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Devon Petersen@petersen_devon·2 Haz

@yaboystow @chrisrfoster12 @elonmusk get this dude off the fuckin app

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Chris Foster@chrisrfoster12·2 Haz

Swamp ass szn

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Devon Petersen@petersen_devon·1 Haz

Huge thank you to this cop for getting the perfect camera angle on this

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George Mack@george__mack·28 Nis

Steve Jobs' email to himself 13 months before he died Couldn't sleep after I read it via @TrungTPhan

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Devon Petersen@petersen_devon·12 Nis

@kayla__rlambert If the shoe fits, wear it

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Kayla Bolinger@kayla__rlambert·12 Nis

@petersen_devon Thanks for sharing

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Devon Petersen@petersen_devon·11 Nis

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it most rarely use it

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Devon Petersen@petersen_devon·7 Nis

Nice guy, but dumber than fuck

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Devon Petersen@petersen_devon·5 Nis

@chrisrfoster12 Please shut the fuck up

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Chris Foster@chrisrfoster12·5 Nis

Did it storm today?

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Devon Petersen@petersen_devon·11 Mar

Them are the ones Wallen was warning us about

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Devon Petersen@petersen_devon·26 Şub

You can question the bear, but its gonna shit in the woods

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Chris Foster@chrisrfoster12·28 Oca

Every girl at shotgun Betty’s scream singing “before he cheats” has had their heart broken at least once.

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